You might be a Republican if
• You think Health Care in the US is something everyone can afford
• You worship the idea of Jesus but reject all his teachings, like helping the poor, healing the sick and feeding the hungry
• You think a womens vagina is the only thing worthy of Federal Inspections
• You think Fox News -- is either fair, or balanced
• You believe Mitt Romney saved the American auto industry
• You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a coyote ever attacks your home.
• You are going to prove that there is rampant voter fraud by
committing voter fraud, but you get caught because you are the only one committing voter fraud
• You think the reason Republicans lose elections is because they aren't conservative ENOUGH
• You think Ronald Reagan would be elected as a Republican today
• You're afraid of the liberal media.
• you think trickle down economics actually trickles down.
• You are opposed to increasing the minimum wage and in favor of repealing taxes on inherited wealth
• You think it is treasonous for a newspaper to report that the government is lying, using torture, invading someone's privacy or breaking the law but think it's okay for them to expose the identity of a covert CIA agent for partisan purposes.
• You think that a president lying about getting a blowjob is far more serious than a president lying about the reasons for starting a war.
Does anyone else know something that can help us identify Republicans ???