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Ben Hertzberg
Attended TOHS, AAC
Lives in Phoenix AZ
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Get yourself a band-aid my son. 
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She shouldn't have gone so soft on him just because he's a little boy.
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Some say pugs are difficult to train. Here, my intelligent pug, Hans Bethe, demonstrates his ability to resist mouthwatering dog jerky upon immediate paw placement.
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I tried to call you yesterday, fool. You never picked up!

-Ben
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Wonder when overalls will come back in style.
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Education
  • TOHS, AAC
    2001
  • AAC
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Worthless, chiva
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Introduction
As a hardcore loser Benjamin Gregory Hertzberg is on an unending quest for perfection in the loss arts.
Considered by most a has-been, Hertzberg characterizes himself as a never-was: exemplifying the consummate loser.
Time after time, and year after year, Mr. Hertzberg has consistently proved to be a true failure.

Looking forward, Hertzberg (a.k.a. Benji Gregory) demonstrates a confidence in his craft, "For the foreseeable future, my lack of success is a virtual certainty."

-- Psychology Today, June 2010 issue
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Phoenix AZ
Previously
Hell - California - San Francisco - San Fernando Valley - Seattle - Minneapolis - Biloxi - Thousand Oaks, CA
Not very friendly/helpful. Inventory is lacking.
Public - 10 months ago
reviewed 10 months ago
Palm Valley is great, because when other theaters are crowded P.V. is empty like a bat-less cave. Whenever possible I avoid people at all costs. The absence of customers makes me worried it may close, but it has endured. If you hate people this is your theater of choice.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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