So I have an ad out on gumtree looking for a room in Sydney. This is one of the answers I got:
"hi there, how are you? I am wondering if you would be interested in $150/hr cash in hand, by giving me a full body massage with hand release? It could become a regular thing as well, let me know if you are interested..cheers"
Charming. And this is what I replied:
"Excellent idea! But do you mind if I outsource it to my older brother? He's a bit short on cash at the moment and needs some dental work as he got a few teeth knocked out just before he left prison a few weeks ago. Don't worry about the prison thing, he's not dangerous or anything. He just got caught at a farm sexually molesting one of the pigs, which is why I'm sure he won't mind wanking you off. Let me know if this is fine!"