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Joie Simmons
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Billionaire arms dealer, philanthropist, humanitarian, liar.
Billionaire arms dealer, philanthropist, humanitarian, liar.

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My New Book! Dan the Exploding Bunny
This story's been asking to be drawn for a long time. Check out the story of Dan, a bunny in love with Millie. Problem is, every time he thinks about her, he explodes. Will today be the day Dan finally talks to her? Get it for your Kindle and/or in print !

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Comic: Farts are funny
Even at the tender, young age of 43, farts are still funny.

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Snowman Summer Vacation!
This fine comic was designed for, and looks great on Instagram .

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My new book! I Don't Want to Poop on the Potty: A potty training story for adults.
Have you bought yourself a copy of my new book yet? It's available on Amazon for your Kindle or in print. Or, get the print book and you'll get a free Kindle version. This potty training story is mostly based on real life events. The names and shapes and ha...

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VIDEO: Inking a comic panel in Clip Studio Paint EX on a Surface Pro 4.
Here's a video from a comic by myself and some other guy . The inks are tones are done with Daub brushes . I can't recommend these brushes enough. The video's a little over eleven minutes long and there's no sound. I'd recommend humming a cool theme song to...

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SPACE COPS! A science fiction, police comic book story with plenty of profanity!
SPACE COPS! PB and I were talking about a new SPACE GOAT story and I said the other guy should have some sort of Lego thing that they can use to make any kind of weapon they wanted. That son of a bitch said that would be impossible to draw. He said this on ...

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Photoshop Art: Finch
Finch. Drawn and colored in Photoshop with a Wacom Intuos tablet on a mac.

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My Conan-inspired art
Never have I ever drawn Conan. I've only read five somewhat non-consecutive issues of the Dark Horse series. My pal PB and I were talking about a Conan-inspired story and it's pretty damned amazing. This is one of the images inspired by the story. I think i...

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BUY MY BOOKS!
You know, if you want to. I have three books available for the Kindle Fire! Check 'em out! Selling books right now if my fundraiser. The new MILT comic is starting soon and should be a doozy. It is going to be published online by the fine people at New Have...

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