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Sumitra S Srivastava
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Love to live and Live to love
Love to live and Live to love

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Sometimes your joy is the source of you Smile. but sometimes your Smile can be the source of your Joy 
                                                 -----thich Nhat Hanh,Vetnomies Budhist Monk

According to mechanical engineers 'GIRLS' r the
best vehicle in the world. Why?

1. 2 bumpers in
front.
2. 2 bumpers in back.
3. Self lubricating when hot.
4. Finger touch ignition.
5. Monthly automatic engine oil change.
6. Every type of PISTON Fitting facility.
7. Highest mileage of 9 months at just 2ml.
Its new invention.....

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बहुत बहुत बहुत अच्छे ....वाह क्या बात है...इनका शीर्षल "अवसाद' क्यू रखा ? अंतिम छंद तो  " दुर दुर अवसाद" है. इसी रौ में एक गीत की सिर्फ दो पंक्तिया पेश है - भोजन के बाद गुड़ की डाली की तरह 
--"सीने में ऐतबार के खंज़र उतर गये,
   बरता जो एहतियात तो साये से दर गये......."  ----- ये हुआ असली अवसाद ! साधू साधू साधुवाद 

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शमशीर  हो गई है आपकी अंदाज़े बयाँ  ज़नाब;
फैक्ट्री हीर-राझा बनने बंद हो गये अब....
तस्वीर बन गई है जबीं पे आमीन कहता हू !!

पैदा रोज न होते सुखनवर आप जैसे अब --
तक़रीर जी तकदीर बनती जा रही है अब !
 --------लिखते रहिये,तस्वीर बनेगी ही नहीं बिकेगी भी ! एक तन बधाईयाँ

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Some freaks post or share  porn,nude and explicit adult photos. It reminds me of my visits to meat market...Gosht Ki Dukaan..... Rich in proteins but high in cholesterol, parasites &  ATP. I urge my friends to request their beloved friends  very humbly to exchange such material privately 1 to 1
 
 

FOUND THIS OVER SOME OTHER SOCIAL SITE, WORTH SHARING



Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State 

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to 
move faster than the one you are in now. 

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged 
one. 

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your 
nose will begin to itch. 

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least 
accessible corner. 

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you 
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. 

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases 
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't 
work, it will! 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to 
the reach. 

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive 
last. 

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss 
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

PLEASE ! WHEN YOU LOG INTO INTERNET, KINDLY DO NOT TREAT YOURSELF AS YOU ARE IN YOUR WASH ROOM OR TOILET ! THIS SHALL HELP YOU WHILE SOOTH OTHERS.

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