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I'm a freshly hatched phd. and i specialize in romantic relationships. so yes. i'm the god damn doctor of love. I'm also an ex-dance major. a Halloween baby. apologies to capitalization and punctuation sticklers.
I'm a freshly hatched phd. and i specialize in romantic relationships. so yes. i'm the god damn doctor of love. I'm also an ex-dance major. a Halloween baby. apologies to capitalization and punctuation sticklers.

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Dog Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
I didn't take the dogs out to go to the bathroom before going to bed for a number of reasons. First and foremost, I was going to bed early. Usually I'm up well past midnight, but I decided to try and start my day bright and early this Tuesday, so I was in t...
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Matt Fact #424:
I have the sharpest elbow. Yes, elbow, not elbows. It's the right one. Obviously. Trust that I want to regale you with tales that go against my very nature. Bludgeoning. Perhaps a fairytale like instance whereby I was attacked in the woods by some mystical ...
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"If you never see a ghosted person cry, does their pain even exist; It's our modern day tree falling in the forrest."

Suicide Prevention is More than Just a Hotline

(Trigger warning: This post deals almost exclusively with the topic of suicide. Knowledge is power. If you are in crisis, call the toll-free National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255), available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The service ...
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
You go your whole life knowing you'll be bald. What happens if it doesn't happen?
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
I've been wearing hats since my parents let me leave the house in them. By high school, a ball cap atop my dome was a staple. I vividly remember my excellent all-business 12th grade calculus teacher, may she rest in peace, who wouldn't allow hats in her cla...
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The Babysitters Club: You never forget the kids who were put in your charge.
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The Babysitter's Club
(The names of all non-family members have been changed) There are some family stories that get retold so many times, to so many different people, that at some point the tales cease to be a collection of facts and instead morph into lore. There was the time ...
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Poland in Black and White: "Every image I'd seen of Poland was black and white. . . You'll forgive me if my mental image of this country was drawn in shades of grey."

It's time to remember.
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Poland in Black and White
Somehow my parents convinced me that visiting Poland  before  going to Israel was, like, the Harvard of summer trips. My warped, dorky, overachieving mind was easily tricked into writing the EXTRA ESSAY portion of the application to this particular Jewish t...
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Facial Penetration: Fun Times at the Barber!
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