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Mattitiyahu Zimbler
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I'm a freshly hatched phd. and i specialize in romantic relationships. so yes. i'm the god damn doctor of love. I'm also an ex-dance major. a Halloween baby. apologies to capitalization and punctuation sticklers.
I'm a freshly hatched phd. and i specialize in romantic relationships. so yes. i'm the god damn doctor of love. I'm also an ex-dance major. a Halloween baby. apologies to capitalization and punctuation sticklers.

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Holy Motherfucking Shit. The Battle of the Bulge in my Spine--Grover Edition: Part One
(If you go back in the archives to Sept. 1, 2010, you can read a number of pieces regarding my personal battle with back issues, the first of which shares its title with this post. __________________________________________________________________________...

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Scratching the Burning Itch of Half-Ass'd Health Care
Friends. Let's just admit that it's been awhile since my last confession/post. Life, it appears, cycles. And like those bits of laundry that fall between your washer & dryer -- sometimes you miss a cycle or two.  I'm not going to apologize, because I''m a p...

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Orlando
The problem with death has always been its finality. No take backs. Those smiles that rhumba'd.  The rainbow composed of more sunlight than color. and as the angry clouds lift from the disaster  the prism is a memory. the reality a darkness.

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The Huge Huge: Not Always Awesome
Yes, were talking about penises.

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The Huge Huge
Straight guys shouldn't write blogs about penis size. I mean, there are a limited amount of directions for said narrative: "I have a huge dongpipe, and it's cool." "I have a average dongpipe, and my dong related activities are unrelated to its size." And, o...

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Don't You Dare Cross(walk) Me!
You never know when the person in the car next to you is a very angry elf . . .

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Don't You Dare Cross(walk) Me!
It's still free to park in Easthampton, MA. I see this as a temporary perk that will be short lived as our tucked away hamlet fills itself with more and more quality establishments. For a itinerant worker such as myself, it isn't the buck I save on parking ...

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It's still free to park in Easthampton, MA. I see this as a temporary perk that will be short lived as our tucked away hamlet fills itself with more and more quality establishments. For a itinerant worker such as myself, it isn't the buck I save on parking ...

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I Solved Parenting. You're welcome parents!!!!
After millions of people tried to perfect parenting, I did it, and I don't even have a kid.
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