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Totes McGotes
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#tbt to the greatness that was Tim James

"This is Alabama, we speak English."
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Who needs a girlfriend when Xbox Live constantly goes down on me?

#XboxLive #XboxLiveDown
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Some days I sit back and think, today’s the day, today’s the day I’m going to write the post I’ve been holding back on for so long now. The post that’s going to break through the ignorance, make the blind see, allow the deaf to hear, make the crippled walk, cure cancer, end world hunger, cease all wars, alleviate all poverty, and secure me a Nobel Peace Prize.  Then I remember that reading is hard and funny posts are my M.O. and so I just post a funny picture and go back to playing video games. 

#rant   #SOTU   #worldpeace   #funny  
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In honor of the State of the Union, I present Brobama

#beard #SOTU #obama #photoshop
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Best line for the night President "i have no more campaigns to run... know cause I won both of them" love it
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After the unfortunate results in the bowl games, I ate my feelings. So much for those sweet gains. Do I even lift?

#fitness   #fitnessmotivation   #newyearsresolution   #doyouevenlift   #collegefootball   #collegefootballplayoff  
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I've taken a 2 week sabbatical from the gym to eat like shit, feel like shit, and give me time to heal back up. Today's the last day of that and I dread going to take measurements.....lol 
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Happy Four Months Until You Break Your New Years Resolution(s)

#happynewyears #newyearseve #nye #happynewyear
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How I feel at the end of the day on Fridays

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Well, it's Tuesday.  And now we're waiting for the next storm, which is expected Thursday.  Then, another one on Sunday.  Loves me some winter, but it'll be April before the dogs see the grass again!
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DEM BUNS

#wendys #chicken #buns 
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other than the fact that the chicken should be broiled, the bun should be wheat, a bit too much mayo and the bacon looks fatty... well, the lettuce and tomato look great!
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I honestly don't know how anyone listens to the radio. I've been in the car on about 10 different occasions today and the same songs have been on every time I've gotten in the car.

#radio #music #top40moreliketop3
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Bluetooth FTW! Load that phone up!
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Well, this could get interesting

#nfl #falcons #jets #atlanta
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One day in and I've already completed my New Years resolution

#NewYears   #newyearsresolution   #fitness   #fitnessmotivation   #theyhateuscausetheyaintus   #peanutbutterandjealous  
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I am, obviously, the most interesting man in the world. 

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 
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