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Corey Scienza
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Just my normal rantings here... but if ANY ONE OF YOU give ONE BILLIONTH of a FLYING KANGAROO SHIT about who whats-her-face from twilight has made out with or whats-his-sparkly-face from twilight has to say about it, please rate how much you care on a scale of 1-5; 1 being indifferent but saw it on a magazine cover and though 'hmmm, that's interesting' and 5 being 'OMG I CNT BUHLEEVE SHEEE dId THt! IMMA RItE bOwT DIZZ on MIE BloGGG!!' Got you're number? Now please follow my simple list below to find your corresponding number and see what you should do next...

(I've done my best to make the directions as clear as possible, as there is a strong likelihood you only have the reading comprehension of a academically under-achieving 3rd grader)

1- Put your right hand up to the right side of your face. Extended it fully outward from your body, and then thrust your palm into the side of your face with as much force as you can generate. Say 3 hail marys, scold yourself like a puppy that peed on the carpet and take a cold shower.

2- Complete step 1. After you're finished with step 1, make your way outside. Before you make it completely out the door, make sure to stub your toe on something really reeeeally good. Once outside make your way to a known bee hive/wasps nest or take as much time as you need finding one. Once you've found one, take whatever actions necessary to thoroughly provoke the full wrath of the entire hive. Take whatever they can dish out for a solid 2-3 minutes, or until your throat closes up. Immediately seek medical attention afterward no matter how bad the pain makes you want to just give up and die. No sir/ma'am... you have to live with it. 5 more hail marys.

3- Complete steps 1 and 2. Assuming you're not allergic to bee stings and you're still alive, wait a few days for the swelling to go down. Once you feel mostly better, grab a pack of matches or a lighter and a gallon of gasoline/kerosene or a bottle of lighter fluid. Any of them will work. Bring yourself to a public area; a place with plenty of people. Make sure your clothes and body are thoroughly soaked and coated in one of the aforementioned liquids and light yourself on fire with the matches/lighter. Now here is the important part. You must run around screaming, " I CARE ABOUT WHAT ACTOR/ACTRESS FROM TWILIGHT DO IN THEIR FREE TIME. IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIVES." over and over. Saying this will ensure no one has the urge to put out the flames currently engulfing your body in unbridled and excruciating pain. You may also have a few bonus objects thrown at you by passers by.

4- Complete steps 1 through 3. In the less than likely event you survived step 3 (maybe you tripped into a public fountain or perhaps it was raining heavily that day) you undoubtedly have some severe burns. Take lots of time and make sure you burns have healed as much as possible. Treatments will be expensive. You may put yourself and many of your loved ones in financial ruin since your insurance won't cover a self-inflicted injury. Since you're probably less than 100% mobile at this point, find a way into very fast oncoming, preferably highway traffic and wait for the good lord to send sweet sweet 70mph+ relief for your pain.

5- DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT follow steps 1-4. If you truly are so unhappy and unfulfilled with your own life that you need celebrity gossip like that to fill the void in your soul, then no amount of physical pain can surpass the emotional and psychological torture waking up the next day brings you. Live forever with your dark and twisted pain until the afterlife decides what to do with your bruised and beaten soul.

Have a great day :D #kristenstewart   #kristenstewartcheats   +Kristen Stewart #Humor  

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Check it out guys :D
Just finished my first engine rebuild!!! Qr25de from an 06 altima. Did 11.5:1 high compression pistons, forged I-beam rods, knife edged crankshaft, balance shaft delete, lightweight crank pulley PLUS all the bolt on goodies like the 07+ plenum (crazy good mod for this engine) a full OBX catback exhaust, headers, CAI, energy motor mount inserts and even more stuff I can't even remover at this point!! Can't wait to get it in the car and get it cranking. I'll be sure to post more pictures as I finish and when it's done :) 

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Just finished my first engine rebuild!!! Qr25de from an 06 altima. Did 11.5:1 high compression pistons, forged I-beam rods, knife edged crankshaft, balance shaft delete, lightweight crank pulley PLUS all the bolt on goodies like the 07+ plenum (crazy good mod for this engine) a full OBX catback exhaust, headers, CAI, energy motor mount inserts and even more stuff I can't even remover at this point!! Can't wait to get it in the car and get it cranking. I'll be sure to post more pictures as I finish and when it's done :) 

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There's a storm brewing!
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That's me! Can't say I post a ton of content but g+ is a community I couldn't go without! 

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Check this out +Kota Craig! Could make car work easy!
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As I said in my comment on this photo " As a musician, this chart makes me feel like humanity itself is lost and all but confirms we have almost entirely regressed into a musical stone age. God save the music."

We live in a very sad society :/
I know a fair bit of these artists/bands, but there's certainly a LOT of them I don't know. Regardless, the explanation is below as to what it all means and how the information was pulled together and compiled.

http://musicmachinery.com/2014/02/25/exploring-regional-listening-preferences/
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He'll be missed by me dearly! 
And Then

Last month, my wife's uncle died in a tragic accident in LA when the bicycle he was using to get lunch was hit by a truck. At the memorial service his daughter relayed a very touching story. 

She said her dad (who was her best friend) called every day to talk. But instead of opening the call with the customary "How are you" or "What's going on", her dad always opened the conversation with "And then?" Her father viewed each conversation as a continuation of the last, and what pained her the most was that there were to be no more "and thens". I cried. 

Since then I've thought a lot about how similar this is to our life's endeavors. We pour our heart and soul into our work and it becomes something we love and cherish. But even the challenges we work on today will one day become "and thens" as we move on to the next. 

Today I'm announcing my departure from Google after almost 8 years.

I have been incredibly fortunate to work with the amazing people of Google. I don't believe there is a more talented and passionate collection of people anywhere else. And I'm overwhelmed when I think about the leadership of +Larry Page and what he empowered me to do while at Google. From starting Google I/O, to being responsible for all mobile applications, to creating Google+, none of this would have happened without Larry's encouragement and support.

I'm also forever in debt to the Google+ team. This is a group of people who built social at Google against the skepticism of so many. The growth of active users is staggering, and speaks to the work of this team. But it doesn't tell you what kind of people they are. They are invincible dreamers. I love them. And I will miss them dearly.

Finally, thank you to all those who I've met on Google+. The community here has been so supportive that I don't even know how to say thank you. You all make Google+. Without you, this social network wouldn't exist. Your support for Google+, and for me personally is something I will never forget. 

But, now is the time for a new journey. A continuation. An "and then". I am excited about what's next. But this isn't the day to talk about that. This is a day to celebrate the past 8 years. To cry. And smile. And to look forward to the journey yet to come.

And then....
+Vic Gundotra 



#andthen    
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Don't get sprint they said...
Sprint is so slow they said...
Oh really?
#networkvision
#getsomebitches
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