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More way to drop some cash kids.
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Google is launching that wallet thing. Pretty cool tech that I hope catches on.
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Your offer, from the perspective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub — your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35, stick a fork in you!
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Don't cheat, man! It's drama you don't need.
LESSON TWO: DON'T CHEAT Don’t cheat. Having sex with everything with legs and DDs may be our biological imperative, but if there is one rule you need to observe about this game it’s this one. You...
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Donna Feldman on How To Date a Model: 1. Be a little self-deprecating. Surprise her, be outgoing. Don’t be too serious when you approach her. Remember that without the hair, the tits, the makeup, the....
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I got this from +Robert Mather. Here's what I think: If you get bent out of shape because someone has been on a website or network longer than you, you've got more serious problems than the elitism you suspect of other users. And this from a guy who got on after everyone was already on here and who has no idea what superplussers are.

Let people celebrate their shit, man. Be cool and they'll celebrate you too when you do something. It obviously doesn't even have to be something important. Think about it, people are gloating over how long they've been on a website. Fuck having a great gig, bomb pad, sweet rides, girls hanging on your arms. Now you're cool because you were one of the first people on a WEBSITE. Fucking amazing.
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+Joe Bolin posted this. I don't buy it.
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20 percent of women would give up sex for Facebook

One in five women surveyed by the magazine Cosmopolitan say they would rather use Facebook than have sex for a week, if they had to choose.

Come on, Google+. We can do better than that. If you had to choose between Google+ OR sex for a week, which would you choose? : )
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As I said on +Mike Elgan's thread: I'm a woman and if I had to choose between my sex life and the whole internet, I'd still choose my sex life. Sex drive trumps hard drive, hands down.
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Just in time for Halloween, kids.
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The next time a chick calls you an asshole for bein honest and telling her you don't want anything serious, send her this. Those last two guys, man, all class.
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I'm on Twitter, if you give a shit. I follow back if you're not an idiot.
Sign up for Twitter to follow John Lash (@johnnyeyelash). I'm not trying to sell you anything. I'm just tired of seeing guys used without getting the gratitude they deserve for their goods and service...
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Didn't even have a chance to turn on the lights when we got here. Afterward, she drank some oj standing naked in the kitchen, got dressed and left. This is what I'm takin about when I say being up front is the best way to score. Chicks are tired of the bullshit. Being honest is revolutionary. Just tell it to them straight. They don't really want a boyfriend to cling to them and make drama. They want someone to take care of them. If you can make yourself that guy, man, or at least play the part proper, you can have all the top notch TNA in this town.
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Snugglefist!
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A little Friday night humor for you. Make sure you watch till the end :)
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