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me too. He had a really positive effect on me as a teenager. I understood that I wasn't the only one (aside from my brother) who knew catholic school was full of insane nuns. :)


"Our Lady of Perpetual Motion" LOL
 
Mostly Lies! Jehovah does not have a "hell fire" waiting for you...even if you are wicked...He is LOVE, He would not do that ever! But because Him been love and, to protect the good ones (not perfect ones ok?) He will just cut from the existence to the bad ones that DO NOT want to change and be good...is that fair? I think so!
 
How can be a "forever and ever" and an "end of time" "fuse"? Just by that contradictory statement you can see that whoever wrote this blasphemy does not think clearly!
 
I agree being a atheist all my life George is talking a lot sense they are just after your money look how rich churches are in countries like Nigeria
 
Muaha. Fun fact: I made this exact wallpaper, and one or two more just like it :D Just a few minutes in Photoshop. I'm quite happy that it's circulating the internet now.
 
Even if there is a hell, I think Carlin (and many others like him) would choose to go there, rather than spend all of eternity with a bigoted jerk.
 
Carlin was an amazing man with a marvelous sense of humor. His comedy helped me come to terms with being an ex-Catholic.
 
He sure left out the best part thou, since God sent His only Son to pay the price for all sin, all you have to do is confess with your mouth and believe in your heart, have faith that He died and God raised Him from the dead and your in. The old testiment laws do not apply now.
 
This couldn't be closer to the truth! George is only saying what others won't admit to. Think about that. Though many people, including myself, thought, sorry, know Goerge was a very funny man, it was always the truth.
 
+Clayton Human wrote : "...and your in."

Not so easy buddy, Jesus said this in Matthew 7:22,23:

"Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew YOU! Get away from me, YOU workers of lawlessness."

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+Clayton Human ORLY?

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them." - Jesus, in Matthew 5:17 NIV.

"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll." - the Book of Revelation, two of the last three verses.

You should try reading the Bible sometime, it's an interesting book.
 
there's no proof of god, heaven or hell. just none. that's why I don't believe it
 
>They all exist

Proof, please. We know the wind exists because it can be measured and proven, not because you or anyone else just says so.

And sure, it's POSSIBLE that god / satan / heaven / hell / unicorns / thor / zeus / the loch ness monster could really exist, just incredibly unlikely and dubious.

But the truth is, if you were to really, REALLY examine your god's motives and actions and behavior without bias, you'll see that god is hardly the role model for "good." Creating a world and mankind knowing beforehand that it would fall into sin, and then punishing everyone for it? The flood, where god actually regrets creating everything and destroys the planet like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum? The widespread, rampant suffering of all of mankind with little to no intervention? Wars and genocide in his name? Pretty much everything that happens in Africa?

God is clearly not worthy of the title of God, because he appears to be very, very bad at his job. Or, maybe he's doing all this on purpose, for fun, the way a child burns ants with a magnifying glass and giggles at the torment. Or, finally, he's not really in control of the planet anyway, which means he's not really god in any meaningful sense.

These are the only three logical conclusions one can come to if there is in fact a God up there, God as in a personal, creating, all-powerful god that can communicate with humans and intervene in human events.

The other question raised here is, which God? Do you know how many gods have come and gone by now? Which one is correct? The god you're talking about (the Judea-Christian god, I'm assuming since you mentioned Satan) is not even the first monotheistic god. Hindus have been around even longer than that, with their 5,000 plus gods and godesses. What makes your god more real than any of theirs? Because the Bible says so? That's circular logic. And almost every other holy book also claims its god is the one and only true god. And they all contradict each other, too, so it can't be an "all roads lead to Rome" kind of deal.

Then there's Mithrus, Horus and a few other Gods and Messiah figures predating Jesus that are so uncannily similar to Jesus that it's blatantly obvious that Christianity itself is just a rip-off, a complex amalgamation of a number of other messianic apocalyptic faiths centered around a God fathering a human child to die as a sacrifice for all mankind's sins. Read up on it, it's fascinating.

At any rate, if there is a God, whether it's Jesus or Allah or Thor or Ahura-Mazda or I get reincarnated as a cockroach or something... I think he cannot be trusted, judging by the deplorable state of mankind. I say this with honesty: If I die and it turns out there really is a Hell, I'll happily go there rather than spend eternity kissing the ass of an egomaniacal god who is quite possibly insane, cannot even do his own job properly, and yet has the audacity to judge and condemn us all for being human. Sorry, I won't (and can't) force myself to worship someone like that for half an hour, let alone eternity.

By the way, I was a hardcore Christian. It was really heavily reading the Bible and examining Christianity that actually made me realize I was borderline insane to believe it.

Examine your faith, take it apart. See for yourself. It either really makes sense or it doesn't. If there is a god, he should be able to defend himself without needing to hide behind arrogance. The truth, whatever it is, doesn't need defending; it just needs honesty and a little guts to accept it regardless of how little you might like it.

/rant
 
I would rather live believing In His work, which is recorded and proven, scribes,. and be wrong. Then live without any hope in Jesus at all, empty He is Full of Love, Hope and Joy which all comes from Heaven threw Him, because of what Jesus did, there is nothing we could ever do to deserve that, It is from and threw His Grace we are saved
. Just like water, living water. Nothing can live without it. Prove that isnt true, and yes it does come from Heaven. Death before denial... You have nothing to lose except your pride, and everything to gain.
 
Even if Jesus was real he would have been dark of skin, If God made us in his image then he is black as it was proven that Homosapien originated in Africa. With all this facts there is only one conclusion... Some one is lying to you about something be it the existence of God or his actual looks. And lets not go even deeper where bible was found to copy older legends/stories from other cultures. I'm not saying believing in something greater is wrong but don't let other twist your believes and use them to control you.
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