I tried to take a pic of some rubber stamps at the post office today. I was surrounded by people, many of them crazy, so I didn't wanna look weird aiming my phone behind the counter and ended up rushing it. Pulled my phone away before the pic actually finished. :(
Point is, one of them said "SPOILED" and the other one said "FIRST CLASS." Pretty sure I deserved both of them stamped on my hand. =3 #prettyprincessesallday
Actually, one guy directly in front of me in line had something seriously wrong with him. He kept uttering weird shit to himself. At one point, he was saying something about a salt lick for a goat or something.
He had a couple of backpacks and a laptop bag with him. At one point, he says something like "does anybody have a problem? Maybe this will help calm you down," and he pulls out some kind of plastic pump spray out of his bag and sprays it in the air three times and then says, "don't worry, it's all natural."
Shortly after, a long muttering string of words followed by, "toroidal fields have a way of collecting static electricity."
Then he was talking like the lyrics from a song or something, all out of nowhere, like two stanzas. It sounded like a weird rap song. I wish I could remember the words. :(
Then after I finally get to the counter, the crazy guy is talking on the phone with someone and trying to "authorize a debit charge of $982", and he gets mad at the person on the other end all like, "no, it's not important! It's PERTINENT! It's pertinent to national security! This is a time sensitive matter here!"
Seriously, this loon must have been experimented on...#seattlemisadventures