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There was a Mariners game today with the Toronto Blue Jays. A bunch of Canadian fans were on my bus home. Had a cool little discussion with the weird talking foreigners. Told them some things about Seattle. They thought the bus in the tunnel was running on the train tracks. XD I told them that both buses and trains run through the tunnel.

Talked about some other stuff and whatever and one of the girls in the group was like, "damn, you should have been our tour guide!"

Later, once they reached their stop at the stadium, I was like, "enjoy your loss!" loudly enough for everyone on the bus to hear. Some people on the bus got a chuckle out of that and one guy was like, "ooooooh!!!"

One of the Canucks said something like, "we're gonna beat up Felix Hernandez!"

We are currently winning 5 to 2.

I didn't think about it until about five seconds after the bus pulled away from their stop, but I should have said, "the Mariners are about to turn you into the Black and Blue Jays!"

Don't you hate it when you think of something witty to say way too late? Oh well. :(

They really do talk funny though, eh? XD

(Pic unrelated, but it was free via my company's wellness program. XD)
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Why the fuck did I say Ontario when I meant Toronto? Long ass week. :/
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I don't watch TV. I only pay for cable internet.

I need a t-shirt that says "I get all my news from Google+".
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::can't tell if sarcasm::
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I laughed entirely too hard at this. :D
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It feels like a Foreigner kinda day today. :) Loving this new Google Radio thing. It might switch me from Pandora.
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What do you mean no tech and digital? I can change the volume remotely, and turn it on and off. With real IR!

And the music was digital until it got to the jacks... ;)
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It's smoky as all hell up in this piece.  I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be able to stare directly at the sun.  Additionally, I don't much appreciate breathing in dead tree corpses. :`(  Thanks Obama Canada.
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Maple syrup makes everything taste and smell better.
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Review of the new 2tb Samsung 850 SSD.
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What do you think this is?  The conveyer belt from The Jetsons?  No.  It's a fucking escalator.  Move your ass! :)
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I don't know.  Sometime it does things on its own, or manipulate my mind into doing things with it without me knowing.  The Hand is very powerful, in a sneaky way.
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If I see you walking down the sidewalk wearing Beats headphones or ear buds, I automatically know you're dumb.
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THANK YOU! Everyone needs to be pointing this out!
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I hate kids.
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You know, if you exterminated them in their initial 20-year parasitical phase, the impact on the ant colony would probably be beneficial. Like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we could have kid catchers to keep the streets and public places clean. Long-nosed pest control with big nets. 
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Extremely outdated tabs. The struggle is real when you're a gangster.
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Why do the underwear models on UA.com have such tiny packages? It kind of makes me sad for them. ='(
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One can dream. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go cry under my desk.

<softly sobbing>
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Goddammit!!  Now I need one of these 2tb 850 Pros. :(
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Where do you see that?  All I saw is that it uses less power.
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