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Why do the underwear models on UA.com have such tiny packages? It kind of makes me sad for them. ='(
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Goddammit!!  Now I need one of these 2tb 850 Pros. :(
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Where do you see that?  All I saw is that it uses less power.
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Family of quackheads decided to visit.
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Hand pinstriped by my brother-in-law.
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NICE!
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Went to my niece's graduation (WHAT THE FUCK!?  She was just a month old spraying shit out the sides of her diaper like last fucking week! >:O), and parked next to a Red Rock Metallic 2014 v6 Camaro.  By random chance, the driver was returning to his car as I got to mine.

Chatted for a bit.  Nice guy.  Apparently, it's his son's and he stole it while he's on vacation.  Guess he works as a personal trainer at one of the LA Fitnesses I go to.  His dad asked for my info, so we'll probably meet up at some point.  I've learned that, apparently, that's what Camaro guys do.  I dunno.  I just go where the Camaro takes me.  It's her party.

Earlier, when I went to the auto shop to get some stuff, as I was leaving, three of the guys who worked inside came out to talk to me about my car.  They said they saw it roll in.

Got stuck there for 45 fucking minutes, burning in the sweltering heat of the nearby hydrogen fusion reactor in the sky. (Is it fusion, or fission?  I don't wanna Google.  Someone else do it for me.)  Sometimes I wish Russia would just hurry up and blow it up already.  I melted off all my skin.  All of it.  And I lost 45 minutes of my life.  I can't reload to a previous savegame and attempt to avoid the random encounter, either.  Fuck.  When is science going to make life into a videogame?  It's fucking 2015.  How fucking long do we have to wait?!  The fuck are we paying you for, anyway?!?  >:\

Fucking hell.  I need to get rid of this thing.  It's impossible to be incognito, and I'm always having to tone down my hatred for the festering pillar of shit that is humanity and actually talk to someone.  *sigh*

I'll just be over here, playing videogames, where I can control who I talk to and who I kill.

(Oh, and just kidding about the whole Russia-blowing-up-the-sun thing.  Russia, if you're reading this, please don't blow up the sun.  I think we kinda need it for, like, seeing in the dark and stuff.  Plus, videogames would be kinda weird with their suns and god rays and lens flare thingies if we didn't have a sun.  That's one of the few things that helps make videogames more realistic.  Then if the sun went away, suddenly, videogames are a lot less realistic just for their depiction of a sun in the sky that doesn't actually exist, and then 20 years later, you have all these old farts explaining to kids what that shiny thing is in the game world, and they're just fucking stupid so why should we bother trying to explain extra shit to them?  It's fucking unnecessary.  Just like kids.  So yeah, let's keep the sun, just, like, don't let it melt all your flesh off cuz then your clothes won't fit.)

Bye.
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+Heinz Seijas yeah I made a post about it a couple months ago or whenever it was.
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+Sprint: If this happens, there will be nothing else keeping me on your service.  Not sure where I'd go, but the lack of coverage and cellular performance sure as fuck won't make me want to stick around...
News: According to comments made this week by Sprint CEO Marcelo Claure, unlimited data offerings on the Sprint network may not be long for this world. Speaking at the Code Conference Wednesday, Claure stated that while unlimited data plans may be working
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+Thomas Olson Hopefully, they'll piss off enough customers to kill themselves.
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Review of the new 2tb Samsung 850 SSD.
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What do you think this is?  The conveyer belt from The Jetsons?  No.  It's a fucking escalator.  Move your ass! :)
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I don't know.  Sometime it does things on its own, or manipulate my mind into doing things with it without me knowing.  The Hand is very powerful, in a sneaky way.
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Made these bomb-ass chocolate strawberry cheesecake bites for father's day.   Went over very well. :D  Need to make more.
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Aw boo. But yeah, a pain to bring stuff now
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Happy hour with the workmates.  I'm hilarious, obviously.  Gonna miss you, Nicole. =`D
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If your chick ain't fit, she ain't gonna fit.  XD
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It's starting. Here's MSI's overclocked version of the 980ti. =D
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FYI...It's starting is not a complete thought and should not have a period behind it ;)
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I am actually a pet salamander.

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