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Naomi Elana Zener
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Entertainment lawyer, writer, mom, wife, and lover of humour, culture, art, music, film/tv, theatre and shoes!
Entertainment lawyer, writer, mom, wife, and lover of humour, culture, art, music, film/tv, theatre and shoes!

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Buyer's Remorse by Naomi Elana Zener
The room was fuller than usual. More bodies than
there were seats. But, this was not unexpected. After all, it was January 1st,
the day when people realize their error of their ways—at least for a few days—and
set off on a course of resolute action to undo ...
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WINE
When I told hubby I was
ready for pregnancy, Chardonnay, I had to
legally separate from thee! About fetal alcohol
syndrome I was forwarned, So our affair went on
hiatus, indefinitely postponed . Though not a big drinker I
missed my libatious lover, Our rela...
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Supportive Husband
Very
proud to become a papa my hubby was he, Dreaming
of parenthood he said since he was three. Not
common for men to admit such a truth, In his
behaviour he promised to offer up proof. Guarantees
of playing and reading with he or she, And a
large sparkling...
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ART LOVER
I always lived a life rich
in culture, A lover of art, mostly
paintings and sculpture. To museums I'd jaunt in any
spare hour, Mesmerized by the tableaus
in every corner I'd scour. Pollock, Dix, Manet,
Rothko, Bacon and Twombly, Curator may I take them
home...
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Twatterfella by Naomi Elana Zener
"I’ve had it. I’m never dating again!” Lucy
shouted at her computer screen. All heads in the coffee house craned their
necks to catch a glimpse of her meltdown, secretly praying that she wouldn’t
harm her iMac in the process.   She
slammed her laptop shut, ...
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For the Love of Shoes
There was
woman who loved fashion But for
her shoes were her number one passion. Manolo,
Prada, Hardy and Miu Miu, Clergerie,
Fendi and Monsieur Jimmy Choo. Once worn
they made her feet dance But only
if produced in Italy or France. A petite
6.5 size in her...
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The Holy Grail by Naomi Elana Zener
  Happy Chanukah! Merry Christmas! That time of year is now here. Deep in wallets we stretch, To buy kids gifts and good cheer. My quest is for 1980s childhood toys, That once delighted both girls and boys. As an adult, no more have I mine, My father threw ...
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Turnaround Tuesday by Naomi Elana Zener
“Ahhhh”
Hillary yawned. With outstretched arms reaching for the sky, the taxing toll of
the ardors of the 18-month presidential campaign had spread to every joint in
her body. Threadbare, yet still maintaining her feisty resolve, Hillary willed
her post-mid...
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Temper Tantrum by Naomi Elana Zener
Much like Alexander, who had a terrible,
horrible, no good, very fucking bad day, Timothy rolled out on the wrong side
of the bed. At around 2:30a.m., he found himself in the company of not one, but
two children in between himself and his wife, Janelle, in ...
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You’re Not My Favourite—I Lied by Naomi Elana Zener
Dearest Darling One, We spent forty weeks cohabitating, getting to know
each other as I grew each one of your eyes, arms, ears, toes, nostrils, organs,
and everything else in between top to toe—it was a magical time. I was growing
a human inside of me, whom...
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