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Dave Garofalo
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SOURCE: Brady, Belichick conspired to rig games
A well-placed source within the New England Patriots organization has revealed a plot in which Tom Brady and Bill Belichick conspired to rig the outcomes of games in which the Patriots participated. The source described a complex scheme in which Brady and B...
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Drew Magary is a little bitch
In response to http://deadspin.com/no-one-is-happy-for-the-patriots-1792040600 Does it hurt, Drew? Does it feel like you’re chewing on broken glass every time
you turn on the TV and see the Edelman Catch? Or White’s OT touchdown? The
victorious Patriot play...
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The Thriller in the Blizzard
At Foxboro Stadium in the winter, Patriot fans didn't even consider sitting down during a game. Instead, we stood resolute as the frigid winds blew endlessly, our faces frozen, our knees creaking in protest, losing sensation in our fingers and toes. The onl...
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Your Nine-Year-Old Boy
YOUR NINE-YEAR OLD BOY What would you do if your nine-year-old boy called little Suzy a "fat pig"? Would you buy him an XBox? Or would you tell him that nine-year-olds should know better? What if he walked up to a girl on a playground and called her "ugly"?...
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If you're pro-Patriots, then you're also pro-Hillary. Deal.
If you ever want to get punched in the face, walk up to a Patriots fan and tell him he has a persecution complex. In case he doesn't take the bait right away, throw in a few baby noises, and offer to call him a waaaah m-bulance. Chances are you'll end up in...
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The Kap Trap
Let me make sure I understand. You can't stand how people are so easily offended nowadays. It troubles you that you can't speak your mind anymore without facing a torrent of outrage from oversensitive whiners. By now, it probably seems to you that some peop...
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What if I sent Roger Goodell the same letter every day for 100 days?
Roger Goodell, Commissioner National Football League 345 Park Avenue New York, NY 10154 Dear Commissioner: As a lifelong NFL fan, I have lately found myself less able
to enjoy the game I love due to the pervasive culture of scandal that plagues
this league....
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