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We Are Phone Slaves

Its true... we really are slaves to our phones.... Two batteries and a back up charger and still regularly needing to find plugs.. to keep on top of all the G+, emails, tweets, instagram posts and chat messages.... :)

Social media conferences are fun.. :)

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I just lost against 1kb of javascript... (source included!)
 
Seriously awesome! - a 1kb Javascript chess engine

A Mexican software developer Óscar Toledo Gutiérrez wrote Toledo Javascript Chess (http://bit.ly/nanoChess), the world's smallest chess program in JS.

This version won the first JS1K contest and defeated several hundreds of novice players along the world. Its just crazy how small this game is - in fact I'm going to post the entire game source code in this post just so you understand what kind of feat this was (more info here http://bit.ly/MzcwO5).

Complete source code:
for(B=i=y=u=b=i=5-5,x=10,I=[],l=[];B++<304;I[B-1]=B%x?B/x%x<2|B%x<2?7:B/x&4?0:l[i++]="ECDFBDCEAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIMKLNJLKM@G@TSb~?A6J57IKJT576,+-48HLSUmgukgg OJNMLK  IDHGFE".charCodeAt(y++)-64:7);function X(c,h,e,s){c^=8;for(var o,S,C,A,R,T,G,d=e&&X(c,0)>1e4,n,N=-1e8,O=20,K=78-h<<9;++O<99;)if((o=I[T=O])&&(G=o^c)<7){A=G--&2?8:4;C=o-9?l[61+G]:49;do if(!(R=I[T+=l[C]])&&!!G|A<3||(R+1^c)>9&&G|A>2){if(!(R-2&7))return K;n=G|(c?T>29:T<91)?o:6^c;S=(R&&l[R&7|32]*2-h-G)+(n-o?110:!G&&(A<2)+1);if(e>h||1<e&e==h&&S>2|d){I[T]=n;I[O]=0;S-=X(c,h+1,e,S-N);if(!(h||e-1|B-O|T-b|S<-1e4))return W(),c&&setTimeout("X(8,0,2),X(8,0,1)",75);I[O]=o;I[T]=R}if(S>N||!h&S==N&&Math.random()<.5)if(N=S,e>1)if(h?s-S<0:(B=O,b=T,0))break}while(!R&G>2||(T=O,(G||A>2|(c?O>78:O<41)&!R)&&++C*--A))}return-K+768<N|d&&N}function W(){i="<table>";for(u=18;u<99;document.body.innerHTML=i+=++u%x-9?"<th width=60 height=60 onclick='I[b="+u+"]>8?W():X(0,0,1)'style='font-size:50px'bgcolor=#"+(u-B?u*.9&1||9:"d")+"0f0e0>&#"+(I[u]?9808+l[67+I[u]]:160):u++&&"<tr>")B=b}W()

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If it makes you feel any better, I ALWAYS lose to computerized chess games. It psych's me out that they move too fast. Makes me think that I've missed something obvious. And, then I start making mistakes. 
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A good reminder when I find the peanut M&Ms bin empty at work
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marketing got a hold of our website and the picture of the guy on the left is how I feel about it... how is an IT professional supposed to trust our site with something like that on the landing page?
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I just... um... it's really...   ...yeah
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for everyone who watched mr roger's neighborhood growing up... Mister Rogers Remixed | Garden of Your Mind | PBS Digital Studios
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awesome!
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same goes for ssds, RAM, etc....
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Awesome, hilarious, and somewhat true... very nice.
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There's been a standing-desk craze sweeping through my office lately. I think a few people could benefit from the George Costanza philosophy on this kind of job situation.
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i just got a standing desk - LOL
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