Excerpt from My "Vindications' Manifesto":
So for Press-the-dent, as per apply-the-teeth, I reminisce about a French book "Rhinoceros":
Given to me, at French school, that I did not read except for the last page or so, and it contained a truly horrible procession I amend and rewrite and present without further reference to the original. I originally spoke this creation of mine aloud, perhaps in French, perhaps in verse, perhaps to my original music as I transpose for the guitar, and such... but whatever on this such and now to apprehend story:
So two good friends, cat and mouse, are hanging out on a curb in the bonlieu. The mouse says to the cat some such as: "O -- I am loathe to live for yet more indignities as "fatum ignomine est: delenda est" henceforth upon my life of reflection I submit my earnest and ultimate and not to be questioned plea that you let me place my head in your mouth, that you apply your teeth whereat, thusly ending it.:..
The cat rather replies some such as: "But no, for our friendship...?--'Tis as impossible for me even to physically commit, for my esteems...?"
The mouse, as ready, replies, "...oh but observe: for I will put my head in your mouth, and there behind you..." as gestures the mouse and apprehends the cat "the procession of high-school students, blind as evinced from gait and garb, surely to run over your tail, causing you to react while my head is in your mouth with reflexive application of teeth, thusly ending it, to those blind school-children on your tail with my head in your mouth..."
The cat comments thusly as some such: "Ta Guele: for such as agreement that 'Yes, but beyond those blind students I see the police: the '22-cometh-police'-hence it is that I deduce to accuse you with commands that you silence yourself that you are most surely/probably/assuredly/and-so-forths-of establishing guilt of pseudo-spuriousness of request that I render unto you such finality(/ies) as are per my teeth's applications, as per your description and direction of gesture of quote"blind school children"-unquote as patently as blatantly coinciding with as-derives notice(s) of priorly described incoming police-officers."
Whereat the mouse responds:
"For all your verbage they apprehend yet more proximity, ergo that we leave and depart forthwith!"
At this the cat is silent as they depart away from the police and the marching field trip of blind high school students that had been advancing upon them.