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Spiff Carner
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Lives in Georgia, United States
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For those who do not hike the trails of Kennesaw Mountain Battlefield Park, let me enlighten you on what happens when you find a deer blocking the path ahead of you. Few people realize that the park deer have learned “path etiquette” over the years. Today, for example, this beautiful doe was directly on the path in front of me. You will notice that she dips her head four times and then shows me the way to hike by prancing down the path with her tail high in the air. This is much appreciated by a tired, old hiker such as myself. However, I must warn you … if the deer dips her head only three times and then trots away without lifting her tail, DO NOT follow her. It is the oldest trick in the book. Just around the bend three or four no-good-nick bucks are waiting to mug you … drink your water … eat your power bars … and take your credit cards in hoping to steal your identity under the name of John Doe. This has been your Walk in the Woods lesson for the day.
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Looks like we're in for some #PurpleRain tonight.
#RIP #Prince.
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You know what is more terrifying than #Sharknado4? #PresidentialCandidates 16. #scary #politicians #Democrats #GOP #movies
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Forrest ... the #Corgi Comic!
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As I walk past the headstones at Marietta National Cemetery I often read the engraved names out loud. Most of these brave men and women have not had their names spoken in countless years. It is simply my non-silent way of thanking these heroes for the freedom I have enjoyed my entire life.
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#JohnnyManziel has been released by the #Browns. Hope this doesn't drive him to drink. #JohnnyFootball #NFL #football #blewit
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If you are #fired from the #BlueManGroup, do they give you a pink slip?
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I noticed something very interesting today when I voted. The poll workers were handing out red or blue clothespins to put on your nose when you voted. I didn't see one voter who was not wearing one. #earlyvote #primary #vote

Disclaimer: Reference to any specific political party does not constitute my endorsement or disapproval of said group. Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the author and a feeble attempt at making at least one person laugh. The author will not accept any personal attacks, name-calling, or such in the comments section of this post. Such comments will be deleted. If you are offended by this post, please get a life. Better yet, post away on your own Facebook page. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. This post is meant for humorous purposes only. This information is subject to change without notice. All rights reserved.
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Napologist
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Yes. I have four, ah ... three skills..
Employment
  • Avengers, Inc.
    Adventurer, present
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Georgia, United States
Previously
Crete, Greece - Shemya, Aleutians West, AK, United States
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3rd Double-wide on the left past the large yellow septic tank.
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No Worries
Introduction
Yes, I am that Spiff.  Half of "The Randy & Spiff Morning Show".  Of course, Spiff is just the name that was given to me by the witness relocation program.  Turns out it was a great radio name.
Bragging rights
1--Georgia Radio Hall of Fame Inductee. (No, really. I'm not kidding about this one.) 2--Finalist for a Marconi Award in 2000 for "Best Large Market Morning Show in America".
Education
  • Faber College
    Art of Looking Busy, 1962 - 1978
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"Hey You!"
Yvonne was most excellent! Fantastic to work with!
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