Profile cover photo
Profile photo
Zachary Totah
136 followers
136 followers
About
Posts

Post has attachment
Fantasy lovers are fragile. Just mentioning these 10 things makes them break out in hives.

You know you’re a devoted fantasy lover when you love all the things and hate all the clichés. Granted, perhaps our biological makeup is more fragile than that of a daisy, but still. WE HAVE DRAGONS. That makes us fierce and bold and also very prone to…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
What would happen if the Avengers were in a Shakespearean play? Find out in today's Throwback Thursday post.

A romp in the park with an Avengers Shakespeare play? What could possibly go wrong? Check out today’s Throwback Thursday post to find out. Avengers Shakespeare…Because Tony Stark Started It In a remote forest, at the time of day when the gray shadows of…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
Bilbo Baggins had a knack for disappearing…and apparently so do I. Obviously because I have a magical ring and plans to go off and finish my story in a tranquil elven sanctuary, far from the worries and responsibilities of life. Weeelllll… Dreaming is…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
Modern heroes have lots of muscle. But is that what makes them a hero?

Time for nostalgia with another Throwback Thursday post. In which I bemoan the abundance of muscular modern heroes. Note: Edited slightly because ya know. I wasn’t that great back then. 😛 ♦♦♦ Not all heroes are created equal. Except, in today’s…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
Sometimes stories aren't realistic. Especially in the YA genre. Let's remedy that.

What would happen if YA stories were realistic? We all know the drill…stories are grand but not always determined to stay true to reality. Which can be good but can also leave us screaming (if it must be external, please use mufflers) “That couldn’t…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
Spam comments can be quite entertaining. Here are some of the best I've gotten recently.

Sometimes getting fake comments is the best. Mainly because it boosts my ego to see, like, 50 pending comments. Yes, that’s happened before. Actually, the real reason is way more boring entertaining. You see, spammers have a problem. Not only are they…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
Heroes are important. After all, they save the world, beat the villain, and generally keep things running. And they have a Code to help keep them on track.

Heroes are important. After all, they save the world, beat the villain, and generally keep things running. via GIPHY DID YOU KNOW? Heroes have a code they follow. A code of conduct and ethics. But not some vague thoughts or notions of nobility. An actual…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
Featuring me masquerading as Bilbo, sharing secrets, telling you about a new schedule, and posting a crying GIF because reasons.

In the famous words of Bilbo Baggins: I WISH TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! I don’t think Bilbo knew what CAPS LOCK was, but you get the idea. Important things have been loaded into the torpedo tube and are about to burst out. Basically, it comes down to this……
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
Congratulations! Your purchase of a Model B Bookworm is an investment you’ll thank yourself for in the coming years. And with our quality assurance guarantee, you can rest easy at night, knowing you made a wise choice. You’ve also separated yourself from…
Add a comment...

Post has attachment
The age of elves, dwarves, and men has passed. The time has come for hobbits to rule the fate of all. It has long been suspected that, as one of the original great races (some may wish to debate hobbit greatness, but fie upon their ignorance!), hobbits…
Add a comment...
Wait while more posts are being loaded