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Looks like my final grades are great.
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Gee, this kid is on serious crack. #fnaf  
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+KK Zero Yeah... 0_o WTH.
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Enjoy my new cover picture... #southpark  
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I've done it! I've opened one of the earliest binaries of the Mozilla Browser! #mozilla  
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I just got dosbox. I think I may be able to use mossaic (which I also just downloaded) with it, but I'm not sure.

EDIT: Lol nope. It said I needed windows to run it. I'm going to test dosbox with the program found here: http://www.multimediaware.com/qv/download.htm
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The EULA for IE 4
Im no lawyer, so I don't understand legalese. I imagine the majority of people don't either. These are my comments based on what I can make of the meaning of the text - I'll warn you it isn't pretty.
MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER, VERSION 4.0, AND SOFTWARE RELATED COMPONENTS.

MSIE and all of the shit that comes with it.

END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR MICROSOFT SOFTWARE

You agree to be Bill's towel boy.

IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY:  This Microsoft End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you (either an individual or a single entity) and Microsoft Corporation for the Microsoft software product(s) identified above which may include associated software components, media, printed materials, and "online" or electronic documentation ("SOFTWARE PRODUCT"). By installing, copying, or otherwise using the SOFTWARE PRODUCT, you agree to be bound by the terms of this EULA. If you do not agree to the terms of this EULA, do not install or use the SOFTWARE PRODUCT.  If the SOFTWARE PRODUCT was purchased by you, you may return it to your place of purchase for a full refund.

Yea, I want a refund! What do you mean it was "free"? Damn it Bill, I want my soul back!

The SOFTWARE PRODUCT is protected by copyright laws and international copyright treaties, as well as other intellectual property laws and treaties. The SOFTWARE PRODUCT is licensed, not sold.

(C)1993 Microsuck Corp. "Licensed, not sold?" They couldn't sell this POS if they wanted to, that's why they have to forcibly bundle it with all of their other products. And licensed for what? Licensed to kill sounds about right.

1. GRANT OF LICENSE.  The SOFTWARE PRODUCT is licensed as follows:

* Installation and Use. Microsoft grants you the right to install and use copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT on your computers running validly licensed copies of the operating system for which the SOFTWARE PRODUCT was designed [e.g., Windows(r) 95; Windows NT(r), Windows 3.x, Macintosh, etc.].

Um, in other words it is illegal to run the Windows 3.1 version on Windows 95?  I assume it would also be illegal to run any of these versions under any other OS using any kind of emulation. I imagine that is the entire point, Bill doesn't want to promote any operating system he doesn't have under his thumb. Not that anybody with another OS would WANT IE... still how about it? Anybody want to try and run IE in an emulated environment just to piss Bill off?

Also, does Bill consider the Macintosh version of IE to be an Operating System component of MacOS? The bastard does dictate that IE be pre-installed on all Macs.

* Backup Copies.  You may also make copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT as may be necessary for backup and archival purposes.

You are also free to delete it, unless you have Windows 98, in which case you may not.

* Components.  Certain software components of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT are subject to the following additional provisions:

DCOM95.  You may only use copies of the DCOM95 component on computer(s) for which you have licensed Microsoft Windows operating system platforms.

You may also only use DCOM95 for the purposes of wiping your butt.

NetMeeting.  NetMeeting contains technology that enables applications to be shared between two or more computers, even if an application is installed on only one of the computers.  You may use this technology with all Microsoft application products for multi-party conferences. For non-Microsoft applications, you should consult the accompanying license agreement or contact the licensor to determine whether application sharing is permitted by the licensor.

You should also consult a shrink to find out if you really want this software.

Internet Assistants and Internet Viewers:  You may reproduce and distribute an unlimited number of copies of these components of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT; provided each copy shall be a true and complete copy, including all copyright and trademark notices, and shall be accompanied by a copy of this EULA.  Copies of these components may be distributed as a standalone product or included with your own product.

"True and complete"? So I can't break Clippit in half and distribute it as the Orifice Ass-istant? Nuts.

Microsoft Agent. You may distribute Microsoft Agent and its associated characters and speech engines in accordance with terms of a separate end user license agreement.  See the "EULA.htm" file located at http://www.microsoft.com/workshop/prog/agent/ for further details.

Yes, be sure and distribute Microsoft Secret Agent with you programs so it can spy on you and send reports on your activities back to Microsoft.

2. DESCRIPTION OF OTHER RIGHTS AND LIMITATIONS. 
* Maintenance of Copyright Notices.  You must not remove or alter any copyright notices on all copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT.

In other words, do not remove the warning label.

* Distribution.  You may not distribute copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT to third parties.

Hu? So we aren't allowed to give copies of IE to people we know? That would be a good thing, but people do it anyway. I bet the real reason is to keep people dependent on their crappy "active" installer rather than letting someone zip up the IE files and post it on their web site so people could download it like a normal program.

* Prohibition on Reverse Engineering, Decompilation, and Disassembly. You may not reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble the SOFTWARE PRODUCT, except and only to the extent that such activity is expressly permitted by applicable law notwithstanding this limitation.

In other words, Bill doesn't want you to know what is in IE. You would probably become physically ill if you did know what was in there...

* Rental.  You may not rent, lease, or lend the SOFTWARE PRODUCT.

You may not, and you couldn't if you wanted to.

* Transfer.  You may permanently transfer all of your rights under this EULA, provided the recipient agrees to the terms of this EULA.

Yea, Bill can have their soul instead of mine.

* Support Services.  Microsoft may provide you with support services related to the SOFTWARE PRODUCT ("Support Services").  Use of Support Services is governed by the Microsoft polices and programs described in the user manual, in "on line" documentation and/or other Microsoft-provided materials. Any supplemental software code provided to you as part of the Support Services shall be considered part of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT and subject to the terms and conditions of this EULA.  With respect to technical information you provide to Microsoft as part of the Support Services, Microsoft may use such information for its business purposes, including for product support and development.  Microsoft will not utilize such technical information in a form that personally identifies you.

But it will use that information to impersonally identify you. After all I'm sure it's nothing personal.

* Compliance with Applicable Laws.  You must comply with all applicable laws regarding use of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT.

Including the laws of aerodynamics. Let's see how far this IE CD flies.

3. TERMINATION.  Without prejudice to any other rights, Microsoft may terminate this EULA if you fail to comply with the terms and conditions of this EULA. In such event, you must destroy all copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT.

You must destroy all copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT! 
You must destroy all copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT! 
You must destroy all copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT! 
You must destroy all copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT!

4. COPYRIGHT.  All title, including but not limited to copyrights, in and to the SOFTWARE PRODUCT and any copies thereof are owned by Microsoft or its suppliers. All title and intellectual property rights in and to the content which may be accessed through use of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT is the property of the respective content owner and may be protected by applicable copyright or other intellectual property laws and treaties.  This EULA grants you no rights to use such content.  All rights not expressly granted are reserved by Microsoft.

Microsoft reserves the right to be a bunch of jerks.

5. U.S. GOVERNMENT RESTRICTED RIGHTS.  The SOFTWARE PRODUCT is provided with RESTRICTED RIGHTS. Use, duplication, or disclosure by the Government is subject to restrictions as set forth in subparagraph (c)(1)(ii) of the Rights in Technical Data and Computer Software clause at DFARS 252.227-7013 or subparagraphs (c)(1) and (2) of the Commercial Computer Software Restricted Rights at 48 CFR 52.227-19, as applicable. Manufacturer is Microsoft Corporation/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA 98052-6399.

And if you work for the DOJ your copy of Internet Explorer may make rude noises and flip you off.

6. EXPORT RESTRICTIONS.  You agree that you will not export or re-export the SOFTWARE PRODUCT to any country, person, entity or end user subject to U.S.A. export restrictions.  Restricted countries currently include, but are not necessarily limited to Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, and Syria.  You warrant and represent that neither the U.S.A. Bureau of Export Administration nor any other federal agency has suspended, revoked or denied your export privileges.

Do you need special export privileges to send this software back to Hell?

7. NOTE ON JAVA SUPPORT.  The SOFTWARE PRODUCT may contain support for programs written in Java.  Java technology is not fault tolerant and  is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line  control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, direct life support machines, or weapons systems, in which the failure of Java technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage.

This warning goes double for Microsoft's tainted Java.

This SOFTWARE PRODUCT also contains small sharp parts that children could put in their mouths. Keep this product away from children.

8. NO WARRANTIES.  Microsoft expressly disclaims any warranty for the SOFTWARE PRODUCT.  THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT AND ANY RELATED DOCUMENTATION IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NONINFRINGEMENT.  THE ENTIRE RISK ARISING OUT OF USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT REMAINS WITH YOU.

In other words, if you are not satisfied with the performance of this product or find it to be defective you may hold your breath and turn blue up to 90 days after you install the SOFTWARE PRODUCT.

9. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY.  To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall Microsoft or its suppliers be liable for any special, incidental, indirect, or consequential damages whatsoever (including, without limitation, damages for loss of business profits, business interruption, loss of business information, or any other pecuniary loss) arising out of the use of or inability to use the SOFTWARE PRODUCT or the provision of or failure to provide Support Services, even if Microsoft has been advised of the possibility of such damages. In any case, Microsoft's entire liability under any provision of this EULA shall be limited to the greater of the amount actually paid by you for the SOFTWARE PRODUCT or US$5.00; provided however, if you have entered into a Microsoft Support Services Agreement, Microsoft's entire liability regarding Support Services shall be governed by the terms of that agreement. Because some states and jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability, the above limitation may not apply to you.

So Internet Explorer could bite your kids head off and throw his bloody corps across the room and all Microsoft would owe you is five bucks? Don't you just feel so safe using Microsoft products right now?

10. MISCELLANEOUS.

This EULA is governed by the laws of the State of Washington, U.S.A.

This ULEA is governed by the laws of physics of the State of Insanity, T. I. A.

If you acquired this product in Canada, this EULA is governed by the laws of the Province of Ontario, Canada. Each of the parties hereto irrevocably attorns to the jurisdiction of the courts of the Province of Ontario and further agrees to commence any litigation which may arise hereunder in the courts located in the Judicial District of York, Province of Ontario.

Where they will promptly be farted on by Terrace and Philip.

If this product was acquired outside the United States, then local law may apply.

Should you have any questions concerning this EULA, or if you desire to contact Microsoft for any reason, please contact the Microsoft subsidiary serving your country, or write: Microsoft Sales Information Center/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA 98052-6399.

Or call direct: 1-800-EAT-SHIT

Si vous avez acquis votre produit Microsoft au CANADA, la garantie limitée suivante vous concerne:

EXCLUSION DE GARANTIES. Microsoft exclut expressément toute garantie relative au LOGICIEL. Le LOGICIEL et la documentation y afférente sont fournis "en l'état", sans garantie d'aucune sorte, expresse ou implicite, y compris, de manière limitative, sans aucune garantie de qualité, d'adéquation à un usage particulier ou de non-contrefaçon. Vous assumez l'ensemble des risques découlant de l'utilisation ou des performances du LOGICIEL.

Pas de Responsabilité pour les Dommages Indirects - Microsoft ou ses fournisseurs ne seront pas responsables en aucune circonstance pour tout dommage  spécial, incident, indirect, ou conséquent quel qu'il soit (y compris, sans limitation, les dommages entrainés par la perte de bénéfices, l'interruption des activités,  la perte d'information ou toute autre perte pécuniaire) découlant de l'utilisation ou de l'impossibilité d'utilisation de ce  LOGICIEL  ainsi que pour toute disposition concernant le Suport Technique ou la façon dont celui-ci a été rendu et ce, même si Microsoft a été avisée de la possibilité de tels dommages. la responsabilité de  Microsoft en vertu de toute disposition de cette convention  ne pourra en aucun temps excéder le plus élevé entre i) le montant effectivement payé par vous pour le LOGICIEL ou ii) US$5.00. advenant que vous ayez contracté par entente distincte avec Microsoft pour un Support Technique étendu, vous serez lié par les termes d' une telle entente.

La présente Convention est régie par les lois de la province d'Ontario, Canada. Chacune des parties à la présente reconnaît irrévocablement la compétence des tribunaux de la province d'Ontario et consent à instituer tout litige qui pourrait découler de la présente auprès des tribunaux situés dans le district judiciaire de York, province d'Ontario.

Au cas où vous auriez des questions concernant cette licence ou que vous désiriez vous mettre en rapport avec Microsoft pour quelque raison que ce soit, veuillez contacter la succursale Microsoft desservant votre pays, dont l'adresse est fournie dans ce produit, ou écrivez à : Microsoft Sales Information Center, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, Washington 98052-6399.

Translation:

Oh frettled gruntbuggly 
Thy micturations are to me, 
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. 
Groop I implore thee, 
My foonting turlingdromes. 
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, 
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts 
with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't! 
 

EULA for IE 5

SUPPLEMENTAL END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR MICROSOFT SOFTWARE

IMPORTANT:  READ CAREFULLY - These Microsoft Corporation ("Microsoft") operating system components Its an application you morons, including any "online" or electronic documentation ("OS Components") Application! are subject to the terms and conditions of the agreement under which you have licensed the applicable Microsoft operating system product ("OS Product") described below (each an "End User License Agreement" or "EULA") and the terms and conditions of this Supplemental EULA.  BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE OS COMPONENTS Its an application you fuckheads!, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THE APPLICABLE OS PRODUCT EULA AND THIS SUPPLEMENTAL EULA.  IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, DO NOT INSTALL, COPY, OR USE THE OS COMPONENTS.

So now the EULA is integrated in to the OS. Great. Oh, and no refund this time :(

NOTE:  IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A VALID EULA FOR ANY "OS PRODUCT" (MICROSOFT WINDOWS OPERATING SYSTEM PRODUCT, ANY MICROSOFT WINDOWS NT WORKSTATION OPERATING SYSTEM, OR ANY MICROSOFT WINDOWS NT SERVER OPERATING SYSTEM), YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO INSTALL, COPY, OR OTHERWISE USE THE OS COMPONENTS it's a damn application already!!! AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS UNDER THIS SUPPLEMENTAL EULA.

Eh, they make it sound like they don't really want people using their application... err OS components? You would think they wouldn't mind people running their web browser application on other platforms - I guess to do that you will just have to get a better (any non-Micro$oft) web browser.

Capitalized terms used in this Supplemental EULA and not otherwise defined herein shall have the meanings assigned to them in the applicable OS Product EULA.

And lower case terms are defined in the Microsoft invisible dictionary of modern BillySpeak and shall remain meaningless.

General.  The OS Components its an application you telletubby brain! are provided to you by Microsoft to update, supplement, or replace existing functionality of the applicable OS Product.  In the event your OS Product is a version of Windows NT Server, the OS Components software application program Barny butt! are deemed "Client Software." Microsoft grants you a license to use the OS Components APPLICATION!!!! under the terms and conditions of the OS Product EULA for the applicable OS Product (which are hereby incorporated by reference) and the terms and conditions set forth in this Supplemental EULA, provided that you comply with all such terms and conditions.  To the extent that any terms in this Supplemental EULA conflict with terms in the applicable OS Product EULA, the terms of this Supplemental EULA control solely with respect to the OS Components. %#$%@$ APPLICATION PROGRAM!!!!

"Existing functionality"? Like all versions of Windows have a web browser? Hmmm... that's odd, my old floppy disk install of Windows 95 doesn't seem to have that, and IE 1, 2, and 3 can be cleanly removed from other versions of Windows. Oh, that's right, Bill Gates invented the Web Browser (tm) back in 1981 and bundled it on the personal computer system they designed for IBM and the Microsoft Internet (tm) has grown ever since.

Additional Rights and Limitations.

* If you have multiple validly licensed copies of the applicable OS Product(s), you may reproduce, install, and use one copy of the Operating System Components did I mention that Internet Explorer is an application, not part of the OS? as part of such applicable OS Product(s) on all of your computers running validly licensed copies of the OS Product(s) provided that you use such additional copies of the Operating System Components application, or "SOFTWARE PRODUCT" as they used to call it... Man I miss the good old days before every Microsoft application was an "OS component". in accordance with the terms and conditions above. For each validly licensed copy of the applicable OS Product, you also may reproduce one additional copy of the Operating System Components application... application... application... solely for archival purposes or reinstallation of the Operating System Components damn this is getting annoying, it's an application... duh. at least it should be. on the same computer as the Operating System Components that are really an application product, but we don't want to call it that any more because that is our excuse to the DOJ for illegally bundling it with Windows were previously installed.  Microsoft retains all right, title, and interest in and to the Operating System Components craplication.  All rights not expressly granted are reserved by Microsoft.

Enough "applicationing" for you? Hey, I have an idea! Since everybody likes to follow Microsoft's lead, lets all start calling any software product an "operating system component". Hey, I am going to go out and buy that new Norton Utilities operating system component or how about Carmageddon II operating system component?

* The OS Components you meen the Netmeeting program? may contain technology that enables applications to be shared between two or more computers, even if an application is installed on only one of the computers.  You may use this technology with all Microsoft application products for multi-party conferences.  For non-Microsoft applications, you should consult the accompanying license agreement and a physician or contact the licensor to determine whether application sharing is permitted by the licensor.

That's odd. Netmeeting shares applications. I guess it can't share Internet Explorer because that is an Operating System Component, not an application.

Note on Java Support.  The OS Components read: application program may contain support for programs written in Java.  Java technology is not fault tolerant and is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, direct life support machines, or weapons systems, in which the failure of Java technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage. Sun Microsystems, Inc. has contractually obligated Microsoft to make this disclaimer.

Warning: Java, in particular Microsoft's implementation of Java, may be hazardous to your health. Do not use Microsoft's Java if you are pregnant or breast feeding. Seek a doctor's advice if you are overweight, over the age of 60 or have a heart condition and you wish to use Microsoft's Java.

You agree that you will not export or re-export the OS Components [application], any part thereof, or any process or service that is the direct product of the OS Components ApPlIcAtIoN dOOd! (the foregoing collectively referred to as the "Restricted Components"), to any country (region), person or entity subject to U.S. export restrictions.  You specifically agree not to export or re-export any of the Restricted Components (i) to any country (region) to which the U.S. has embargoed or restricted the export of goods or services, which currently include, but are not necessarily limited to Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan and Syria, or to any national of any such country (region), wherever located, who intends to transmit or transport the Restricted Components back to such country (region); (ii) to any person or entity who you know or have reason to know will utilize the Restricted Components in the design, development or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons; or (iii) to any person or entity who has been prohibited from participating in U.S. export transactions by any federal agency of the U.S. government.  You warrant and represent that neither the BXA nor any other U.S. federal agency has suspended, revoked or denied your export privileges.

Development or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons?! Yea, let's integrate Internet Explorer into an atomic warhead. We will just use IE in place of Plutonium since it is more unstable and dangerous. And it's already pretty close to a virus so why not just use IE as a biological weapon?

IF THE APPLICABLE OS PRODUCT WAS LICENSED TO YOU BY MICROSOFT OR ANY OF ITS WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARIES, THE LIMITED WARRANTY (IF ANY) INCLUDED IN THE APPLICABLE OS PRODUCT EULA APPLIES TO THE OS COMPONENTS APPLIFRIGGENCATION PROVIDED THE OS COMPONENTS AKA APPLICATIONS HAVE BEEN LICENSED BY YOU WITHIN THE TERM OF THE LIMITED WARRANTY IN THE APPLICABLE OS PRODUCT EULA.  HOWEVER, THIS SUPPLEMENTAL EULA DOES NOT EXTEND THE TIME PERIOD FOR WHICH THE LIMITED WARRANTY IS PROVIDED.

Surprised they bothered to put this in there as their OSes don't come with any real warranty.

IF THE APPLICABLE OS PRODUCT WAS LICENSED TO YOU BY AN ENTITY OTHER THAN MICROSOFT OR ANY OF ITS WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARIES, MICROSOFT DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES WITH RESPECT TO THE OS COMPONENT or perhaps application program AS FOLLOWS:

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES.  TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, MICROSOFT AND ITS SUPPLIERS PROVIDE TO YOU THE OS COMPONENTS that strangley resemble an application, AND ANY (IF ANY) SUPPORT SERVICES RELATED TO THE OS COMPONENTS once upon a time these used to be called applications ("SUPPORT SERVICES") AS IS AND WITH ALL FAULTS; AND MICROSOFT AND ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM WITH RESPECT TO THE OS COMPONENTS that even Microsoft referes to internally as application programs AND SUPPORT SERVICES ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY (IF ANY) WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF OR RELATED TO:  TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, LACK OF VIRUSES, ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF RESPONSES, RESULTS, LACK OF NEGLIGENCE OR LACK OF WORKMANLIKE EFFORT, QUIET ENJOYMENT, QUIET POSSESSION, AND CORRESPONDENCE TO DESCRIPTION.  THE ENTIRE RISK ARISING OUT OF USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM COMPONENTS formerly know as "application" AND ANY SUPPORT SERVICES REMAINS WITH YOU.

Um... hu? Damn this thing is wordy. Ok, so IE 5 is being given away "AS IS AND WITH ALL FAULTS", meaning they know it has bugs. Then they disclaim warranties related to "QUIET ENJOYMENT" and "QUIET POSSESSION"?? What the hell?

EXCLUSION OF INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, AND CERTAIN OTHER DAMAGES.  TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL MICROSOFT OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR:  LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF CONFIDENTIAL OR OTHER INFORMATION, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, PERSONAL INJURY, LOSS OF PRIVACY, FAILURE TO MEET ANY DUTY (INCLUDING OF GOOD FAITH OR OF REASONABLE CARE), NEGLIGENCE, AND ANY OTHER PECUNIARY OR OTHER LOSS WHATSOEVER) ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY RELATED TO THE USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE OS COMPONENTS Bill, I thought those were call applications... OR THE SUPPORT SERVICES, OR THE PROVISION OF OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE SUPPORT SERVICES, OR OTHERWISE UNDER OR IN CONNECTION WITH ANY PROVISION OF THIS SUPPLEMENTAL EULA, EVEN IF MICROSOFT OR ANY SUPPLIER HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

That dang'ol Microsoft just won't be responsible for dang'ol shit man, tell you what.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND REMEDIES. NOT WITHSTANDING ANY DAMAGES THAT YOU MIGHT INCUR FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ALL DAMAGES REFERENCED ABOVE AND ALL DIRECT OR GENERAL DAMAGES), THE ENTIRE LIABILITY OF MICROSOFT AND ANY OF ITS SUPPLIERS UNDER ANY PROVISION OF THIS SUPPLEMENTAL EULA AND YOUR EXCLUSIVE REMEDY FOR ALL OF THE FOREGOING SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE GREATER OF THE AMOUNT ACTUALLY PAID BY YOU FOR THE OPERATING SYSTEM COMPONENTS application stinking program OR U.S.$5.00.  THE FOREGOING LIMITATIONS, EXCLUSIONS, AND DISCLAIMERS SHALL APPLY TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, EVEN IF ANY REMEDY FAILS ITS ESSENTIAL PURPOSE.

Si vous avez acquis votre produit Microsoft au CANADA, le texte suivant vous concerne :

SI LE PRODUIT OS APPLICABLE VOUS A ÉTÉ CONCÉDÉ SOUS LICENCE PAR MICROSOFT OU PAR L'UNE QUELCONQUE DE SES FILIALES À 100%, LA GARANTIE LIMITÉE (SI ELLE EXISTE) APPLICABLE EN VERTU DU CONTRAT DE LICENCE UTILISATEUR FINAL (« CLUF ») RELATIF À CE PRODUIT OS S'APPLIQUE AUX COMPOSANTS LOGICIEL! SYSTÈME D'EXPLOITATION DE MICROSOFT Y COMPRIS TOUTE DOCUMENTATION « EN LIGNE » OU SOUS FORME ÉLECTRONIQUE (LES « COMPOSANTS OS »), À CONDITION QUE CEUX-CI VOUS AIENT ÉTÉ CONCÉDÉS SOUS LICENCE PENDANT LA DURÉE DE LA GARANTIE LIMITÉE DU CLUF RELATIF AU PRODUIT OS APPLICABLE. LE PRÉSENT CLUF SUPPLÉMENTAIRE N'A PAS POUR EFFET DE PROROGER LA DURÉE DE CETTE GARANTIE LIMITÉE.

SI LE PRODUIT OS VOUS A ÉTÉ CONCÉDÉ SOUS LICENCE PAR UNE ENTITÉ AUTRE QUE MICROSOFT OU QUE L'UNE QUELCONQUE DE SES FILIALES À 100%, MICROSOFT EXCLUT TOUTE GARANTIE RELATIVE AUX COMPOSANTS OS LOGICIEL!  COMME CELA EST STIPULÉ CI-APRÈS :

EXCLUSION DE GARANTIE. DANS TOUTE LA MESURE PERMISE PAR LE DROIT APPLICABLE, MICROSOFT ET SES FOURNISSEURS VOUS FOURNISSENT LES COMPOSANTS OS LOGICIEL! LOGICIEL! LOGICIEL! , AINSI QUE, LE CAS ÉCHÉANT, TOUT SERVICE D'ASSISTANCE RELATIF À CES COMPOSANTS OS LOGICIEL!!!!!! (LES "SERVICES D'ASSISTANCE"), « COMME TELS  ET AVEC TOUS LEURS DEFAUTS ». EN OUTRE, MICROSOFT ET SES FOURNISSEURS EXCLUENT PAR LES PRÉSENTES TOUTE AUTRE GARANTIE LÉGALE, EXPRESSE OU IMPLICITE, RELATIVE AUX COMPOSANTS OS LOGICIEL?!?!?! ET AUX SERVICES D'ASSISTANCE, NOTAMMENT (LE CAS ÉCHÉANT), TOUTE GARANTIE : DE PROPRIÉTÉ, D'ABSENCE DE CONTREFAÇON, DE QUALITÉ, D'ADAPTATION À UN USAGE PARTICULIER, D'ABSENCE DE VIRUS, DE PRÉCISION, D'EXHAUSTIVITÉ DES RÉPONSES, DES RÉSULTATS OBTENUS, D'ABSENCE DE NÉGLIGENCE, OU DE DÉFAUT DE FABRICATION, DE JOUISSANCE PAISIBLE, D'ABSENCE DE TROUBLE DE POSSESSION ET DE CONFORMITÉ À LA DESCRIPTION. VOUS ASSUMEZ L'ENSEMBLE DES RISQUES DÉCOULANT DE L'UTILISATION OU DU FONCTIONNEMENT DES COMPOSANTS OS  ^$@$%@$%@@& LOGICIEL! ET DES SERVICES D'ASSISTANCE.

EXCLUSION DE RESPONSABILITÉ POUR LES DOMMAGES ACCESSOIRES, INDIRECTS ET CERTAINS AUTRES TYPES DE DOMMAGES. DANS TOUTE LA MESURE PERMISE PAR LE DROIT APPLICABLE, MICROSOFT OU SES FOURNISSEURS NE POURRONT EN AUCUN CAS ÊTRE TENUS RESPONSABLES DE TOUT DOMMAGE SPÉCIAL, ACCESSOIRE, INCIDENT OU INDIRECT DE QUELQUE NATURE QUE CE SOIT (Y COMPRIS, MAIS NON DE FACON LIMITATIVE, LES PERTES DE BÉNÉFICES, PERTES D'INFORMATIONS CONFIDENTIELLES OU AUTRES INFORMATIONS, INTERRUPTIONS D'ACTIVITÉ, PRÉJUDICES CORPORELS, ATTEINTES À LA VIE PRIVÉE, MANQUEMENT À TOUTE OBLIGATION (NOTAMMENT L'OBLIGATION DE BONNE FOI ET DE DILIGENCE), NÉGLIGENCE, ET POUR TOUTE PERTE PÉCUNIAIRE OU AUTRE DE QUELQUE NATURE QUE CE SOIT), RÉSULTANT DE, OU RELATIFS A, L'UTILISATION OU L'IMPOSSIBILITÉ D'UTILISER LES COMPOSANTS OS Bill! LOGICIEL! OU LES SERVICES D'ASSISTANCE, OU  LA FOURNITURE OU LE DÉFAUT DE FOURNITURE DES SERVICES D'ASSISTANCE, OU  AUTREMENT EN VERTU DE, OU RELATIVEMENT A, TOUTE DISPOSITION DE CE CLUF SUPPLÉMENTAIRE, MÊME SI LA SOCIÉTÉ MICROSOFT OU UN QUELCONQUE FOURNISSEUR A ÉTÉ PRÉVENU DE L'ÉVENTUALITÉ DE TELS DOMMAGES.

LIMITATION DE RESPONSABILITÉ ET RECOURS. NONOBSTANT TOUT DOMMAGE QUE VOUS POURRIEZ SUBIR POUR QUELQUE MOTIF QUE CE SOIT (NOTAMMENT TOUS LES DOMMAGES ÉNUMÉRÉS CI-DESSUS ET TOUS LES DOMMAGES DIRECTS OU GÉNÉRAUX), L'ENTIÈRE RESPONSABILITÉ DE MICROSOFT ET DE L'UN QUELCONQUE DE SES FOURNISSEURS AU TITRE DE TOUTE STIPULATION DE CE CLUF SUPPLÉMENTAIRE ET VOTRE SEUL RECOURS EN CE QUI CONCERNE TOUS LES DOMMAGES PRÉCITÉS NE SAURAIENT EXCÉDER LE MONTANT QUE VOUS AVEZ EFFECTIVEMENT PAYÉ POUR LES COMPOSANTS OS LOGICIEL!  OU 5 DOLLARS US (US$ 5,00), SELON LE  PLUS ÉLEVÉ DES DEUX MONTANTS. LES PRÉSENTES LIMITATIONS ET EXCLUSIONS DEMEURERONT APPLICABLES DANS TOUTE LA MESURE PERMISE PAR LE DROIT APPLICABLE QUAND BIEN MÊME UN QUELCONQUE REMÈDE À UN QUELCONQUE MANQUEMENT NE PRODUIRAIT PAS D'EFFET.

La présente Convention est régie par les lois de la province d'Ontario, Canada. Chacune des parties à la présente reconnaît irrévocablement la compétence des tribunaux de la province d'Ontario et consent à instituer tout litige qui pourrait découler de la présente auprès des tribunaux situés dans le district judiciaire de York, province d'Ontario.

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Pardon my French...

What a waste of disk space, in the old days the entire space taken up by this EULA could have been used by program code to do something USEFUL.

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go take an innovation.

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When Bill hears you hate Internet Explorer. #microsoft   #lol  
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And now...Mildank. #pokemon   #mlg   #nintendo  
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...I have no idea how to react...
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+PKMN Trainer Emerald Σ So THAT'S where you got it from. #homestuck  
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I guess my mind decided to pull a name out of its depths of forgotten things.

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Zero Centimeters Squared. Sam will get a bootleg of the paint using LimeWire.
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