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Craptastic Industries
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We don't kill that many fish.
We don't kill that many fish.

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Thinking about going public.  Who wants to buy some shares?

You sir, have a moustache on your head. You have been apprised.

Coming soon, smaller portions of our manatee meat, this time guaranteed propeller free, we promise.

Just in time for Christmas, we're offering 80% off oversee llama shipping. Our prices will not be beat!

(Note, extra charge for shipping 2 or 3 legged llamas. Llamas with one leg qualify for additional discounts, ask at order time!)

Stay tuned for a big announcement about our plans to merge with Yahoo!
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