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Clayton Hove
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Fashion icon. Ad agency creative director. Tog taker. Word fluffer. Ponderer. Observer. Griper. Randomizer. Not really a fashion icon.
Fashion icon. Ad agency creative director. Tog taker. Word fluffer. Ponderer. Observer. Griper. Randomizer. Not really a fashion icon.

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“…a free webinar…”

“No.”

“How about a free live webcast?”

“No.”

“A free exclusive white paper?”

“No.”

“They have my children.”

“No.” 

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"I don't feed my husband anything," Melania replied.
"He dines on the pain of others, salted by tears of children."

— Steve Marmel @marmel

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It's people! LARABAR ALT PROTEIN is made out of people!
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I know that time machines really exist because somebody just sent me a Candy Crush request.

I don't know why I pay this accordionist to play me awake every morning.

Yes! Please tell me what Millennials like, Chuck the Middle-Aged Sales Professional who gets cockpunched in a bar once or twice a week!


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Purrspective

(Vixen, November 3, 2015)
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Give your kids the finger with a reverse mortgage!™


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Wut.
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