Asking the White House to deport Justin Bieber got 150,000 signatures in six days. A glorious waste of pixels, clicks, time, energy, and tax dollars since the White House actually has to respond to the damn thing.
This has been on that stupid petition website for sixteen days and doesn't yet have the required 100,000 signatures, but it's only kind of important if you like using the Internet.
God. Bless. America.