Attention all single, divorced, separated, and widowed men who continually circle me!
I am not interested in any outside relationships. I am far too busy with my current set of relationships, including my marriage, to be looking for anyone else to add to the mix. My life is complicated enough. So, Not. Interested. No special cases, no long-distance relationships, no exceptions. My looking for line is not lying. Friends only. If someone wants to follow along to see what I have to say, that's fine. Otherwise, I refer you to Johnny Lee's song "Looking for Love". As in, this is the wrong place.
I am especially Not. Interested. if you're older than I am. Hard limit. Nope. No exceptions, either. No special cases, no give it a try, no nothing. Look somewhere else.