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Mr. Kiljoy also believes that stopping at common GUI apps is not enough, citing various CLI applications that he believes are due for new naming. “I can’t help but think of the likes of kill, touch, git, cut, head, mount and my personal non-favourite, fuser, which because of the FOSS program names often starting with a single letter often makes me think it says “f-user”, which is not very nice is it?”
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Laze Eman, the project founder, goes on to describe his distribution as “the ultimate expression of user choice. It’s basically LFS on steroids.”
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Amidst the drama of Canonical announcing they would be introducing data collection in Ubuntu 18.04, President Donald Trump has weighed in on the debate, stating that the public should be very concerned, despite seemingly having no idea of “what an Ubuntu is”.
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“We would like to remind the GNOME foundation that Gnomes do not, in fact, have huge feet”, said Wolfin Yuminstall, party representative. “Those are Hobbits, not Gnomes.”
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Eli Tistprik then proceeded to inform reporters, in between alternating flustered bursts of rage and deep heavy breathing as he visibly held back tears, about how “noob” GNU Nano is and how the entire event made him feel worse than even the time he found out Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street actually did, in fact, die.
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“I then asked ‘Does anyone actually know how to use SELinux?’. Everyone mumbled something about ‘setenforce 0’.”
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“We’ve long been missing this feature on Linux.”
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“It’s an aggressive move. systemd is feature creeping into territory that we’ve feature creeped into before. We won’t stand for this”, said Ed.
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“Last I checked, we have 3 different package managers, 4 or 5 job systems, 4 module formats, 3 inheritance models, 3 timing models, 4 different syntaxes… I don’t see why we should have only 1 variable system.”
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Dr Richard Hawkins, known for being involved in various totally useful free software related studies, says that you are in fact more likely to be randomly mauled by a gay bear than to produce a working disc through the utility.
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