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I swear to god a random dog just walked up on me and my boy mid conversation, stood and listened, then saw a police car drive by and walked off... No bullshit.
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June 16th 2020 is my retirement date!!!!!! Yup yup!
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It might get pushed back
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I guess I don't post shit anymore.
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I think you'd be banned if you posted shit. Someone would complain about it. I never post shit either.
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So I have 8 smart phones of varying makes and models now... Is that too many?
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Can you donate one to me? 
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Might as well scoop one, I always have an upgrade. 
It’s hard to dispute the uber-advantageous nature of Nexus 6’s recent unlocked deals, slashing the beastly phone’s starting price to $500, but if you want to save even more, Costco is undoubtedly the way to go.
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It's what I roll with. No SD slot or removable battery.. Other than that its perfect.
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The real reason Dolezal pretended to be black.
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♪You slip out of your depth and out of your mind,
With your fear flowing out behind you.


As you claw the thin ice...♪
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+Ford Motor Company​ nailed it with the new GT.
#carporn
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+Hollie Carter​ I go away for a week and this is the weather you set-up for me?
All of y'all who act like it's hot where you live can suck my dick.
Fayettenam's murder rate is about to rise again.
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    Minding my own fucking business., 1983 - present
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If I can just save one person from ordering this overpriced, imitation Digiorno pizza I will feel good about myself. Easily the worst meal I've ever had at the Outer Banks or anywhere else. Getting kicked in the testicles is more enjoyable than eating this pizza. The bread was some sort of instant mix mashed into a crust, the cheese had no flavor, and the meat was dry. Stop supporting businesses like this! Wal-Mart has better pizza for 1/4th the price! If you do buy, figure in an extra 5 bucks for a bottle of Pepto. The fact that they charge more than 50 bucks for 3 pies is an absolute disgrace and they should be ashamed of their product at that price. They'd have to pay me atleast 50 bucks just to eat one slice ever again.
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