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Thomas Fitz
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I drink so you don't have to.
I drink so you don't have to.

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I'm Writing About Beyonce's Pregnancy Because the Internet
Apparently, Beyonce is pregnant. I say "apparently" with irony, because Beyonce wanted the known universe to know, and celebrate it. Because women who get pregnant are often happy and excited and want other people to know and be excited with them. And famou...
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If I Grow a Pink Moustache, Can I Raise Awarness for Breast Prostates?
I mean, that should be what Caitlin Jenner does, right? Does Caitlin still have a prostate? Should I even ask these questions? Can I blame Daylight Savings Affective Disorder if I shouldn't? Is that even a thing? Who determines that a thing is "a thing"? Is...
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May God have mercy on our souls.

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Now I have a Magazine. Whoop-De-Doo.
I should have known that wriggling out of that NaNoWriMo fuckery would come back to haunt me. Instead of recognizing my limitations, as a gentleman would and all philosophers command, instead of letting me be and create according to my own rigourous "whenev...
Now I have a Magazine. Whoop-De-Doo.
Now I have a Magazine. Whoop-De-Doo.
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Natalie Portman To Mine a Few More Blood Diamonds From the Back of JFK's Skull
Was that Natalie Portman in Blood Diamonds?  I was to busy not seeing it to notice. In any case, the exciting news is that Nat is going to play Jackie (and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, too. Just wrap your mind about how not-sanctimonious and unpreachy that pile of ...
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It's time to say something nasty about upcoming Kennedy films...
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I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Lame.
The whole point of this blog is not to blog on it, but there will be some content proceeding shortly. I've been working on a thing, and it's not going to suck when I finish it. In the meantime, I'm trying to decide if I should buy  Yeezus  by Kanye West. It...
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