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Thomas Fitz
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Natalie Portman To Mine a Few More Blood Diamonds From the Back of JFK's Skull
Was that Natalie Portman in Blood Diamonds?  I was to busy not seeing it to notice. In any case, the exciting news is that Nat is going to play Jackie (and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, too. Just wrap your mind about how not-sanctimonious and unpreachy that pile of ...
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And Now, Syrian Refugee Porn
It has come to our attention that you decadent Western scum with your suburban houses and your terrible television have a few spare minutes not feeling guilty about everything that has ever happened in the world, ever. Please allow us to fictionally terrify...
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Yay! The Sonics!

Check Out their second album, Boom. "Cinderella" alone is worth the price of admission.
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NaNoWriMo: The Beauty of Fail
I torched everything I wrote the other day. Which is to say, I carefully selected it with a mouse and deleted it, and then wrote something else. Which is to say, I haven't done that yet, physically, because I'm typing these words instead. I mean, I wrote th...
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Apparently I'm going to be doing this National Novel Writing Month Thing.
Honestly, I'm too upset to describe what happened. Here's the screen shot of how it all went down. So, whatever. I'll be updating the blog. NaNoWriMo FTP!* *For the Pain
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It's time to say something nasty about upcoming Kennedy films...
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I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Lame.
The whole point of this blog is not to blog on it, but there will be some content proceeding shortly. I've been working on a thing, and it's not going to suck when I finish it. In the meantime, I'm trying to decide if I should buy  Yeezus  by Kanye West. It...
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The Only Thing More Boring Than Soccer is Arguing About Soccer
At this writing, the World Cup is either over or not over. I hear the Germans kicked the Brazilians teeth in, which has already been good for a few Eichmann jokes. And where would the world be without Eichmann jokes? Two Jews walk into a bar…what? So I'm co...
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Hunter Thompson Sounds Important
Life is a series of choices. You can seek out greatness, or you can seek out comfort. But whatever you seek, you should keep in mind that you will probably change your mind about the value of what you seek as you seek it. But do whatever the hell you want. ...
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NaNoWriMo: The Grim Beginning
I sat down deep in dejection and managed a few paragraphs. None of it flowed. I could tell while I was typing them that the sentences were too clunky, the language too forced. It had no style. But that's supposed to be okay, because draft. Because, determin...
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I drink so you don't have to.
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I am an author and wastrel, working on my first novel, and I give small damns about other things.
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I have a short story published on Amazon.
Education
  • School of Hard Knocks
    Feces Ingestion, 1987 - present
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