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Thomas Fitz
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The Only Thing More Boring Than Soccer is Arguing About Soccer
At this writing, the World Cup is either over or not over. I hear the Germans kicked the Brazilians teeth in, which has already been good for a few Eichmann jokes. And where would the world be without Eichmann jokes? Two Jews walk into a bar…what? So I'm co...
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Yay! The Sonics!

Check Out their second album, Boom. "Cinderella" alone is worth the price of admission.
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NaNoWriMo: The Beauty of Fail
I torched everything I wrote the other day. Which is to say, I carefully selected it with a mouse and deleted it, and then wrote something else. Which is to say, I haven't done that yet, physically, because I'm typing these words instead. I mean, I wrote th...
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Apparently I'm going to be doing this National Novel Writing Month Thing.
Honestly, I'm too upset to describe what happened. Here's the screen shot of how it all went down. So, whatever. I'll be updating the blog. NaNoWriMo FTP!* *For the Pain
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Puritanical Screeds Salutes Moments in Mob Defiance: Danielle Fishel
Here at Puritanical Screeds , we don't often pretend that there are more of us than one, because we hate blogs that do that. A blog is one lonely dork's soapbox on the world; the ironic pretense of journalistic organization is archaic and unnecessary. So, y...
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Hunter Thompson Sounds Important
Life is a series of choices. You can seek out greatness, or you can seek out comfort. But whatever you seek, you should keep in mind that you will probably change your mind about the value of what you seek as you seek it. But do whatever the hell you want. ...
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NaNoWriMo: The Grim Beginning
I sat down deep in dejection and managed a few paragraphs. None of it flowed. I could tell while I was typing them that the sentences were too clunky, the language too forced. It had no style. But that's supposed to be okay, because draft. Because, determin...
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Puritanical Screeds Salutes Moments in Mob Defiance: Danielle Fishel
Here at Puritanical Screeds , we don't often pretend that there are more of us than one, because we hate blogs that do that. A blog is one lonely dork's soapbox on the world; the ironic pretense of journalistic organization is archaic and unnecessary. So, y...
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The 8 Buzzfeed Lists I Give the Smallest Craps About
I did not read these. 1. The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Moments in the "Glee" Episode Honoring Cory Monteith . "Glee" is for aging choir nerds and people who wish they could be choir nerds but can't sing and people who think "Don't Stop Believin'" is deep. 2. 28...
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  • Riposte Publishing
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I drink so you don't have to.
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I am an author and wastrel, working on my first novel, and I give small damns about other things.
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I have a short story published on Amazon.
Education
  • School of Hard Knocks
    Feces Ingestion, 1987 - present
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