Works at Not doing work
Attended Greenway Secondary Modern
Lives in Sanday, Orkney
Well I've managed to get this far, haven't I?
- Not doing workLazy Bastard, 2011 - presentWhatever needs doing in the house or garden, I've got an excuse to avoid doing it.
- HM Land RegistryExecutive Officer, 1986 - 2011
- Ground ExplorationSoil testing lab tech, 1984 - 1986I Kango hammered mud and stones into a mould in the interest of science. Look up California Bearing Ratio test if you don't believe me.
- Roadster DespatchMotorbike d'spatch rider, 1983 - 1984I got to tear around London on a number of different bikes. Good times like that don't last. Especially if you're gonna spend so much time going to magistrate courts until they take your licence away from you.
Fareham, Hants - South Harrow, Middx - Uxbridge, Middx
Retired(ish). Basically unemployable.
- Greenway Secondary Modern1974 - 1980