Profile cover photo
Profile photo
Henning Fog
126 followers -
Have written on subjects ranging from 'The Bachelorette' to costumed Elmos in Times Square to competitive collegiate swimming to the movie 'Shame' and back again. Manic pixie dream boy.
Have written on subjects ranging from 'The Bachelorette' to costumed Elmos in Times Square to competitive collegiate swimming to the movie 'Shame' and back again. Manic pixie dream boy.

126 followers
About
Henning's posts

Post has attachment

Post has attachment

Post has attachment

Post has attachment
None of this had dawned on me until I sat back and actually considered the songs you can't escape -- none of which were written in the past 50 years. Consider movies, too: how difficult is it to "break in" to the holiday canon? People try so hard to throw 'Elf' in the mix alongside 'Christmas Vacation' and 'A Christmas Story' and all that came before, but we're grasping. WILL NO ONE SAVE CHRISTMAS?!?

Post has attachment

Post has attachment

Post has attachment
If I weren't living in WARM SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA I'd be writing Santa for these babies right now.

Post has attachment
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING REMAKES. You're doing the 'Family Guy' version of this joke where you just beat it to death.

Post has attachment
Because prosecuting a long outspoken and confrontational artist for some stupid comment would have been totally justified, and a valuable use of everyone's time.

Post has attachment
Wait while more posts are being loaded