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My friend said he got windows 10. I told him that there were open source treatments for embarrassing win10 infestations.
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I've always said that the sun needed to be weaponized.
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It's like buying a smoothie and then the smoothie transforms into a samurai sword. Now drink your samurai sword.
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Just remember, I was the one that trapped you on this planet.
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Come on and spill the NetBeans.
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If that isn't clear enough then here is another analogy. It's like giving David a promotion to head janitor. He may have a fancy new title but he is still a janitor and he is still David. cc: +David Smith 
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Anyways, like you, it's not that important. cc: +David Smith 
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More like you just crapped a load of ignorance out of your hands.
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Just because something is 100% accurate, like everything I say, doesn't mean I said it.
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Circles are my new enemy.
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Dependents are those things that rely on your financial support throughout the year, right? So I'm pretty sure I can claim the IRS as a dependent.
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Don't you just love lemonade stands? I mean where else can you buy lemon grenades for 25 cents? cc: +David Smith 
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Here at James Quotes you get high quality words of various lengths. Oh the various types of wordage I've seen and quickly forgotten. But you must be wondering about the quality stuff offered here. Well, that's an easy question. I don't know. See, I summed it up in a few words and while you were incapable of seeing how long it took me to make up that answer, you should believe me when I say it wasn't very long at all.

P.S. I'm a pokemon trainer for the military. Don't repeat that!