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Sean Johnson
Works at Reverse Engineering, Inc
Attended Missouri University of Science and Technology
Lives in Rolla, MO
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Quiz:
I live in Saint James, Missouri.  I ride by bike to the nearest grocery store.  I fill my red cloth grocery bag with various items and procede to the checkout lane (with a clerk; there are no self-checkouts).  I remove my items to be scanned and set my bag in the bagging area as I pay.  The clerk:
  A. Slides my items over for me to put back in my bag.
  B. Asks if I want my items bagged.
  C. Bags my items.
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Here in Bumfuque Ozarks, MO, there are only plastic bags. I am probably the only regular customer at my nearby grocer who brings cloth bags.
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So I God particled the God particle in God particle for a God particle.

Unfortunately, God particle, missing link, magic bullet, warp drive, wormhole, Unobtainium, grand unification theory.  Phlogiston?
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Q: How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: MORE GUNS!!
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Moar!
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Regarding Uranus, who exactly decided that "Urine Us" ("Urinous?") sounds any less offensive than "Your Anus"?
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When a political party's positions become too crazy to even satirize:
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I must have this.
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Bought 3 before the holiday price increases. 
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Just, insane.
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  • Reverse Engineering, Inc
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Fort Lewis, WA - Mannheim, Germany - Baumholder, Germany - Manhattan, KS - Garden City, KS - Liberal, KS
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