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Synnove Robinson
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A loosely coordinated avalanche of Mommy-ness....
A loosely coordinated avalanche of Mommy-ness....

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The Wild Life
Things you do NOT want to find in your car: 1.  Sippy Cup Cheese 2.  Unwashed and heavily used hockey gear 3.  One of these... The Carolina Wren.  Small bird, big attitude.  They are my favorite.      Not only had the pissy, feathered scourge crapped all ov...

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"Good Morning! This is Real Life speaking..."
     Let's get one thing straight.  We are not all friends.  You and I are, of course, but we can all name at least one person with whom we would never EVER, say, go gab a cup of coffee... or brake for if we saw crossing the street. (I am talking about you,...

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Mommy Resume
Mom (no last name or shame) Education Sleep Deprived State University 2009-present Employment History Manager of Operations and other Chaos                   2009-present      -Cheuffer      -Covert Kleenex Storage      -Advanced snack packing      -Jesus-l...

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TPSD
This morning my Sprinks was a Super Helper.  So super, in fact, that she cleaned up her own pee puddle from a tragically shifted Pull-Up with one of my handmade throw pillows. Then she painted breakfast.  She did things with a bowl of cereal and 1/16th inch...

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The Quiet Times
     My children are always their most adorable when they are sleeping.      It certainly isn't when they are all clustered around a chaotic lunch table, like deranged cattle in a holding pen, mooing loudly for more milk and food that has never been in my r...

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Don't say I didn't warn you!
     Oh Spring!  Unfurl your tender buds, wake your sleepy bees, and deposit your 24 Vomit-paloozas... wait... what?  That last one.  Yeah.   Did you know that kids who talk a lot have really well developed core muscles and so can projectile yerk like it's ...

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Dante's 10th Circle
     There are so many wonderful things about babies... but you are going to have to look elsewhere for some snuggly little post extolling the many virtues of those chubby little people grubs today because ya'll... sleep training.     To those who worry tha...

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A beautiful mind...
     I love the 4 year old mind.   Sass Monkey is part mad genius, part accident-prone comedian all mixed together with a healthy dose of emotionally challenged dictator.   It's some of this... ... with more of this... ... and this for a closer.  I am one p...
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