They sat back and called their Mommas while being threatened with box cutters.
I grew up in the dream world of the land of the free. I ran like the dickens on the treadmill that is American life.
Once in awhile I would stop and smell the roses and then one day I was tempted and I took the red pill. I awoke to the reality that my head was in the clouds and that real life bore no resemblance to the one I had heard about and spent so much time trying to achieve. It became clear that none of the things that I sought were of any real value.
I decided that I would spend the rest of what little time I have left on this planet helping and communing with my fellow beings and creatures.