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Doctor Vs Patient - Doctor: Why did you take your Antibiotic Medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.........................
Doctor: Why did you take your Antibiotic Medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..??? Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike. ........................
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Innocent Gajodar - Gajodar was visiting Chandigarh for the first time. He wanted to see the Rock Garden.Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Rock Garden?"The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 46 bus. It'll take you right there."He thanked the officer and the officer drove off.Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, Gajodar is still waiting at the same bus stop.The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Rock Garden, I said to wait here for the number 46 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"Gajodar replied, "Don't worry officer, it won't be long now. The 43rd bus just went by!"...................
Gajodar was visiting Chandigarh for the first time. He wanted to see the Rock Garden. Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Rock Garden?" The...
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Innocent Pappu - Preeto caught her husband Pappu searching high and low all around his living room.Preeto : 'What are you searching for?'Pappu : 'Hidden cameras!'Preeto : 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?'Pappu : 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?'...................
Preeto caught her husband Pappu searching high and low all around his living room. Preeto : 'What are you searching for?' Pappu : 'Hidden cameras!' Preeto : 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?' Pappu...
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Funny replies by Farmer in TV Interview - Anchor : What food do you serve to your goat?Farmer : to white one or to black one?Anchor : to white oneFarmer : Grass...Anchor : And to black one?Farmer : Grass for that one too...Anchor : where do you tie them?Farmer : to white one or to black one?Anchor : to white oneFarmer : in the room outsideAnchor : And the black one?Farmer : in the same room outsideAnchor : And bathing?Farmer : to white one or to black one?Anchor : Black one...Farmer : with waterAnchor : And to white one?Farmer : With water for that one too...Anchor : angrily,Idiot, while you do same stuff for both of them, why are you asking white or black each time?Farmer : because the white one is mine..Anchor : And the black one?Farmer : it's also mine!.................................
Anchor : What food do you serve to your goat? Farmer : to white one or to black one? Anchor : to white one Farmer : Grass... Anchor : And to black one? Farmer : Grass for that one too... Anchor : where do you tie them? Farmer...
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Student's funny replies in Interview. - Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Student
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Student : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Student : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Student : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum ...
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Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands... - A new metal is added to chemistry:Name: HusbandSymbol: HbAtomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.Physical Properties:Boils at any time with inlaws.Can freeze in front of his own family.Melts if sees other women.Very Bitter if questioned.Chemical Properties:Very ReactiveHighly UnstablePossess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.Money saving Agent.Occurrence:Mostly found in front of the TV..............................
A new metal is added to chemistry: Name: Husband Symbol: Hb Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time. Physical Properties: Boils at any time with inlaws. Can freeze in front of his ...
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Difference between Welding and Wedding - An Engineer was asked: " What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding ...."He replied:" Not much; both are joints, in a way......."In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever;whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever...................
An Engineer was asked: " What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding ...." He replied: " Not much; both are joints, in a way......." In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever; whereas in Wedding t...
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Causes of Depression for Men & Women - MEN's Depression•
MEN's Depression • Business Slow Chal raha hai.. • Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai.. • Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai.. • Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai.. • Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni ha...
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Funny Interview session - In a Job Interview:Officer : What is your name?Manoj : M.P. sirOfficer : In full pleaseManoj : Manoj PandeyOfficer : Your father's name?Manoj : M.P. sirOfficer : What does that mean?Manoj : Madan PandeyOfficer : Your native place?Manoj : M.P. sirOfficer : What's that?Manoj : Manipur ProvinceOfficer : What is your qualification?Manoj : M.P. sirOfficer : (Getting Angry) What is that?!!!Manoj : Matriculation PassOfficer : So why do you need a job?Manoj : It is because of M.P. sirOfficer : Meaning?Manoj : Money ProblemOfficer : Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?Manoj : M.P. sirOfficer : And what is that?Manoj : Marvelous Personality sirOfficer : I see... I will get back to you.Manoj : Sir, how was M.P. sir?Officer : And what's that again?Manoj : My PerformanceOfficer : I think you have M.P.Manoj : Meaning?Officer : Mental Problem!!!...................
In a Job Interview: Officer : What is your name? Manoj : M.P. sir Officer : In full please Manoj : Manoj Pandey Officer : Your father's name? Manoj : M.P. sir Officer : What does that mean? Manoj : Madan Pandey Officer : Your...
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Hillarious comedy by Frustrated Husband - Frustrated Husband.A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:Dear google, please do not behave like my wife...Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting................................
Frustrated Husband. A frustrated husband in front of his laptop: Dear google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting ...............................
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Abbreviations by Husband - Wife : "How would you describe me?"Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife : "What does that mean?"Husband : "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."Wife : "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"Husband : "I'm just kidding!"...............................................
Wife : "How would you describe me?" Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife : "What does that mean?" Husband : "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife : "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?...
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Hasty Wife... - Wife came home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.She saw Four Legs under the Blanket instead of two!She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.As she enters, she saw her husband there, reading a magazine."Hi Darling", he says,"Your Parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom."Hope you have said hello to them....!!!!...........................................
Wife came home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. She saw Four Legs under the Blanket instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, sh...
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