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Parents are designed to make you unhappy. It's FINE.
Are we worse than our parents as humans? SO WHAT.
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Girl you need to get your mind right.
Here it is! The letter that encapsulates the millennial age.
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What if he's truly the most spectacular person I will ever meet and may be okay with infidelity if it's part of that? Isn't this why people still stay with kooky painters or charismatic politicians or Warren Beatty?
Is the second time around just shoving your hand in a blender?
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PUT SOME GARBAGE IN YOUR LIVER-HOLE.
Someone's chugging a Four Loko right now.
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One way to improve the world is to remain child-free! :)
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You're making choices every day. Make one now.
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Friends without gender!
Who's a monster now? Oh right, genitalia again.
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Using only the power of his mind and of his completed doctoral thesis, he commanded her, Dracula-style, into some filthy teacher's room. There was nothing she could do but marry him and then, for nine-ish months of torment, she carried me, their unholy intra-departmental fruit.
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Feelings are disgusting and bad.
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Here's the Oscar-nominated shorts ranked. Four are really good! One is total garbage.
Here's a look at the live-action shorts nominated for an Oscar in 2015. (Here's a look at the animated shorts category, too.) Most of these are really good! I SAID MOST. Here they are from best and winningest to... least ...
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Knowing when not to advertise is the biggest trick of all.
Content is content. *SHRUGS*
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You'd be shocked how much leg men are supposed to show now. OR WOULD YOU BE?
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