It's that special time of year again here in Central New Jersey. Yep, it's hunting season - for hot air balloons.
Watch carefully, as the wily balloons may attempt to disguise themselves as politicians. After all, both species are filled with hot air, surrounded by fans, travel in motorcades, descend from the heavens and tie up traffic when you least suspect it. Pro Tip - balloons are silent, and huge.
With this in mind, the following rules are offered:
Bag limit - one balloon per hunter per day; sharing allowed.
Photography - please pull completely off the highway prior to shooting.
Banned - biplanes and field artillery.