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Kitty Lopez
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My life is ridiculous. I am ok with that. Read what I write in a tongue in cheek way, I am not moaning make no mistake... and we will get along just fine. 'Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway' - some guy...not me. I'll look it up some day. Oh I rally like exclamation marks and these dash things - and dots......
My life is ridiculous. I am ok with that. Read what I write in a tongue in cheek way, I am not moaning make no mistake... and we will get along just fine. 'Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway' - some guy...not me. I'll look it up some day. Oh I rally like exclamation marks and these dash things - and dots......

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You're fat! Was the first comment made to me as I walked into work yesterday.  Really set the tone for coming back to work on a Monday morning after being away on holiday for a week, a week where for the first time in a long time not one single person had c...
This ridiculous life of mine...
This ridiculous life of mine...
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AbelliNO
It was all going so smoothly until I met Ian. Ian is a "Customer service assistant" for the Abellio train service more commonly known as the mafia of terrible transport. I go to print out my carefully planned journey and prepaid for ticket and the machine (...
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Broken
He kissed me that morning and told me he loved me, an unspoken agreement that all is good with us. I disconnected from my slumber to smile, crack open my eyes and tell him I love him too kiss him back carefree of my rancid morning breath because I know I am...
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The shit storm...
I have just had one of the most dangerous wee's of my life! Fuelled by 2 pints of water, a tall, soy, decaff, burnt caramel latte and two glasses of Prosecco, I had already checked out the minuscule toilet cubical on the Megabus I had splashed out on, for t...
The shit storm...
The shit storm...
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See - hormones ruin EVERYTHING!
There are many things that are embarrassing about going to the GU clinic, seeing someone you know for instance, seeing a guy you slept with, bumping into your promiscuous Aunt perhaps...but none so embarrassing as bumping into someone you work with...in fac...
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This ridiculous life of mine...
How Hummurous...
How Hummurous...
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How Hummurous...
People always say 'look on the bright side' and 'think positively' but it’s really hard to do that when you start your day running late for work and then realising you've left your keys upstairs, which leads to tripping up the stairs, and trying to recover ...
How Hummurous...
How Hummurous...
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The Killing of Kitty
Is a
hospital really a place that could be more depressing? I mean with all the
death and sickness you think that that's probably it...if you're sad there it
probably can't get any worse. Right? Wrong! Last night I found myself at the
walk in centre, which ...
The Killing of Kitty
The Killing of Kitty
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TechNO bitches 'cause we take no shit! (in a yorkshire accent)
Sometimes it is the amount of alcohol you consume that dictates how all will end and as usual mine ended with me sitting in my bed alone, stuffing my face with more MacDonald’s than you would think is possible and then woke up with a chip stuck to my face.....
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