I put the funk in functional alcoholic.
Just me, here to tell the masses stuff they are just dieing to know! Or uh.. something like that. Talking about my past is a lot like watching a really bad paint job dry on the wall.. it takes forever and it just looks worse and worse the more i go on. So we'll just say i'm a pirate wench and leave it at that.
"Sometimes life is going to hit you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going, was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. ~ Stay hungry, stay foolish!" - Steve Jobs (R.I.P.)
Silly lines from dumb people on G+...
I'll kick your mouth with my face!
I'm not broke, I'm just... damaged beyond repair ~.~
"my vagina says please"
"Cause i have nothing better to do than spend hours checkin u out" .. ~ John
I know what to get you for christmas; a webcam, candy, and a pink pony....cause bitches love ponies.
Gave that bitch a #$wag
Cuz bitches love #$wag