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20 Signs that you're in EMS

1) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.

2) You believe a good tape job will fix anything.

3) Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change.

4) You have the bladder capacity of five people.

5) You disbelieve 90 percent of what you are told and 75 percent of what you see.

Those are the first five - you can check out the rest here:

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Gourmet meal? What's that? ;-)
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