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Shiten Pouge's Gallery Pt10
Name:  Emma Chambers AKA:   Saddo Position: Hot Beverage Wench (Probationary) Status: Being Reported on Facebook Claim to Fame: Working with Simon AND keeping her Sanity! Profile: Titty twizzling Pole purveyor Emma has been a long term Shiten stalker (the p...
Shiten Pouge's Gallery Pt10
Shiten Pouge's Gallery Pt10
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The Si Who Loved Me
“Wally, now we are in trouble!” said P.   “You
ain’t wrong there sir” replied Wally, squelching as they walked, “do you know of anywhere that sells socks?” he
asked.   “Pull yourself together man, this is serious!   Right, change of plan” said P forever
thi...
The Si Who Loved Me
The Si Who Loved Me
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Intermission
Time for a musical Intermission before the next gripping(?) instalment. (Thought you guys could do with a wee break!) Nobody talks shit better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as you Jonesy, you're a breast I was lurkin' but someho...
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Gingerpussy
Wally’s mind raced as his peanut sized brain tried
desperately to retain and prioritise the information from the previous evenings
briefing.   Sweat poured down his brow as
the enormity of the task ahead of him and filled him full of dread.   Mouth dry, sto...
Gingerpussy
Gingerpussy
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From Vodka with Love
“I’ve done it, I’ve
finally infiltrated Baldfeld’s gang” thought Wally, “P would be so proud of me!”   A tear began to run down our hero’s* cheek.   Not a tear of joy however just his G-String
starting to chafe a little.   Wiping away
the tear, whilst also ...
From Vodka with Love
From Vodka with Love
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On Her Majesties Shiten Service
The door
lurches open at Shiten’s secret Whitehall HQ.   A red bowler hat spears through the air and hits the unsuspecting
secretary square in the nose.   “Sorry
Miss Mamepenny”, says a drunken voice from the shadow of the doorway.   “You REALLY live up to ...
On Her Majesties Shiten Service
On Her Majesties Shiten Service
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Shite Trek – The Journey Home
Captain’s Log Supplemental Due to disruptions in
the space-time continuum, sub space communications with Starbase Shite have been severely disrupted but we think the Shitesurprise’s boosted
signal is now coming through……… Stardate 28-02.1230 As the conferen...
Shite Trek – The Journey Home
Shite Trek – The Journey Home
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Shiten Pouge’s Gallery Pt.9
Name: Les Storey AKA: Grandpa / Grown Up Baby Position: Shiten Founder & First Aider Status: Being Sarcastic Claim to Fame: Cupping Pele’s “luv spuds”, World Cup 1966 Profile Les’s Ferry cross the Mersey was torpedoed by
the WBS and he was found years later...
Shiten Pouge’s Gallery Pt.9
Shiten Pouge’s Gallery Pt.9
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Shiten Pouge's Gallery Pt.8
Name: Dougie
Mudd AKA: Fingers Position: Shiten Coffin Maker Status: Having a snooze Claim to Fame: Still being able to count to ten without taking his socks off! Some people
say that they would give their right arm to be a member of the SBS but this man
NE...
Shiten Pouge's Gallery Pt.8
Shiten Pouge's Gallery Pt.8
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Shiten Pouge’s Gallery Pt.7
Name: Will Baddeley AKA: Woodnibbler Position: Artistic Dictator Status: Covered in Sawdust Claim to Fame: Displaying a "dead" tree at Gingko Profile Hedge poaching ex-chorister Will’s rise to Artistic Dictator was seen by some as “sudden” but he had been o...
Shiten Pouge’s Gallery Pt.7
Shiten Pouge’s Gallery Pt.7
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