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I want to sell...  - 
 
Meaning of Life: $0.25
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That's why you should ask first, then hand over the quarter if it's worth it
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Lincoln freed the slaves for equal rights and what other reason? 
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nonono he did it because he wanted to...
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why do birds fly in a V motion?
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mhm.....to take turns leading the flock
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How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 
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ITS 33 CHUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
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Discussion  - 
 
TEACHER: Fred, the story you handed in called "Our Dog," is exactly like your brother's.
FRED: Of course. It's the same dog.
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2/25/13
Probably none of you will read this
but however.......
It has come to my attention that a bomb has exploded in one one wing of the museum (I mean, its a BOMB, you can't miss it), so I have decided to start a NEW WING! Architect Ranen Miao will start this project as soon as the massive police crowd and the murder is taken alive.......or dead. As always, thanks for reading...
                                                                              -Mr.Patankar    
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nice touch
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y= 6x
x=6y
326 + yx =?
Don't solve but what type of  problem is this
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yay, at least i was right about the equation part
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in the Schrodinger cat paradox, is the cat in an alive or death state? 
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I read physics too ya know??? well, not really.... But that's famous!!!!
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Surviving Tips  - 
 
Surviving The 6th Grade Tip #1
Never, under any circumstance, make eye contact with the 8th Graders. Starring at them for to long can cause nerve damage and/or temporary blindness..... 
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how do i know it was you?
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Dear Students,
       We know that your texting in class. Nobody looks at there crotch and smiles.
                                                                             -Teacher
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old joke.....still funny though!
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