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like a boss?  nah...
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my home depot rescue flytrap is blossoming (and slightly overrun with sundews in both its pots).

i know i've said it before, but seeing something that looked totally dead six years ago look the way it does now gives me a raging happy.
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this is some really fucking good old-school death metal for free.
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i smile every goddamned time i watch this...

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this made me happy
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i was skeptical at first, but am now really looking forward to it too.
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i fucking love this design...
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my daughter and i were listening to this while feeding her before her bedtime. i think it's pretty soothing.

here's is the conversation between the wifi and i that ensued:

me - "Sunn O))) makes me want to dress like a dark druid, erect stone structures, and sacrifice people... to trees."

wifi - "it's probably not the most soothing music for your daughter's bedtime if it makes you want to sacrifice people..."

me - "but... trees are peaceful and shit."
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on your side dude. :)
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so, apparently die antwoord's ninja is a g.g. allin fan...
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this just made my day.

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@ leigh - ahahahaha. oh, fuck...
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this fucking album, man. so stupid fucking good.

you really ought to buy it and listen to the whole thing on a drive. it'll make your life better. seriously, just try it.
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http://www.roadburn.com/2012/04/bongripper-quality-fan-filmed-roadburn-festival-video-footage-available/

these videos are what inspired the post. well, that and my undying love for bongripper...

ps: their album "hippie killer" is especially worth your money too.
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killing black widows at my mom's house is sure getting old. maybe they're pissed she's a white widow and this is some sort of race war...
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I use it for everything. This house is powered by ants.
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this made me smile.
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just some dude.

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i listen to a lot of music.  death, black, thrash, sludge, and doom metal for the most part. there's a good smattering of hardcore and "indie rock" (for lack of a better blanket term) bands i listen to also. and, a whole lot of everything else, to be completely honest.  well, except for christian rock and pop-country.  those dogs don't hunt.

i watch a lot of movies.  anything really, but i'm a total gore hound so i adore horror movies. i also tend to quote movies a lot and obsess over "what the fuck else was that guy in?!?!?!"

i read.  it's getting rarer to hear people say that, sadly.  but, yep, i read.  books.  daily.  because they're fucking rad.  no particular genre.  just books.  with more words than pictures.

video games are magic for me.  although, due to time constraints i seem to be collecting more games than playing them (it's hard to resist cheap games, ok.  don't judge me.)

lastly:  i like being amused.  it's kinda my goal in life.  puns and tasteless/vulgar things are the best. i consider the interwebs to be the single most powerful creative outlet in the world, and am continually amazed by the sheer genius and depravity of its citizens.  i find the awesome in little things that are easily overlooked and tend to personify most objects i encounter. i drive a lot to relax. i spend a lot of time with my cat, daughter, and wife who are all super fucking rad too.  yeah, that's right.  motherfucking shotgunning it in this paragraph.  shit going everywhere, all willy-nilly.  oh, and i swear and call people "dude" a lot.  your mind:  blown.

circle me if you get a hankering.  i dig meeting new and interesting folks.

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man, it's always fucking hard trying to walk that line between pretension and dating site profile with these things.  here's hoping i don't come off too "you're not good enough to fuck me, but in case you feel like trying i enjoying poetry, espresso, and smooth jams"...
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one day my daughter will ride my cat into battle.