Found north of the 49th, in the Vancouverish
hinterlands of Canuckistan, I'm a writer for hire, a happy editing lackey in the television industry, and a general wisecracker.
Blogging since 2004, I've tackled every topic from sex to getting struck by lightning (not me, some unfortunate bastard), and you can find that writing
If you need some snark in your day, my Twitter feed
gives me an outlet and keeps me sane, as SmuttySteff.
Sometimes I blog about the food I cook
, which is almost always tasty, and usually edible by humans, and that can be found at SmuttyEats.
I invite anyone who'd like to follow me to do so, but I don't promise a follow-back. I'm using Google+ for my sake, and think you should too. Thanks for reading!