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Brian Moloney
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The Freelance Retort - Something to Laugh About...sometimes
The Freelance Retort - Something to Laugh About...sometimes

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I have a whole new perspective on February.
Seriously...I do.
No kidding...I swear...for the most part....

#humor #February #winter #funny #life #humour

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Is this the kind of thing we want to see...really?
Messing with our light bulbs...really?
What...?

#humor #freedom #lightbulb #government #funny #humour

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I’m addicted to all those Click Baiting stories you see everywhere. I mean, who wouldn’t want to know the 5 scandalous things Donnie thought about saying to Marie....

#humor #clickbait #funny #humour

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People are always telling me, "Take it as it comes.”
But what if the “It” sucks...sucks BIG TIME.
Yeah....
#humor   #advice   #zen   #funny   #humour  

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1/8/2016
The promotion for a free download of The Little Red Christmas ball has ended. Thanks to all who took advantage of the opportunity and now have your own copy snuggled onto your personal reading device of choice. I hope you enjoyed The Little Red Christmas Ball's story and pick up a copy of the paperback to hold on...shine bright and share with your family for years to come....

#freebook   #christmas #newyear #books #kidsbooks #holidayseason 

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Here we are...
A new day, a new week, a new year...all rolled into one.
I guess.
Kind of like a great big meatball....
#humor   #funny   #humour   #newyear

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Time to tear off a whole new set of pages....
Make all your dreams come true...imagine that....
Happy New Year, Retorters!
#newyear #dreams #imagination
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FREE E-Book offer extended thru Saturday, January 7th...Enjoy!

Thanks to all who joined the adventure and helped The Little Red Christmas Ball realize his holiday dream. As a way of saying “Thanks!” he’s offering a FREE download of his story from now through January 1st.  I tried to talk him out of it but, if you’ve already read the book, you know he’s a persistent little guy. If you haven’t, then here’s a FREE chance to see what you’ve missed before we put the holidays—and The Little Red Christmas Ball—back in the box to await another season. Then, pick up a copy of the paperback, as well, and "The Little Red Christmas Ball" will shine bright and hold tight as your family's new holiday tradition, this new year, next year...and every year to come....
Thanks again and have a Happy New Year!!
And did I mention the FREE download?
#christmas   #newyear   #books   #kidsbooks   #holidayseason  

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Day 7 and the final Holiday Redux
Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah!
From December 25th, 2011
#humor #Christmas #funny #holidays #humour

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Day 6 of Holiday Redux
Imagine...Christmas Eve. Like floating on a quiet sea, looking up through the stars, where, if you stare long enough, you just might see a red streak of light passing overhead….
And are those the bells of reindeer, you hear?

#humor #christmas #funny #holidays #humour 
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