Just a hazy period where good ideas are hard to come by.
Not sure why this happens. I guess my mind just wants a rest from all this absurdity I force upon it, day in and day out.
Oh sure, I could tell you all about my recent discovery…the one about how my butt shelf is shrinking, but....
#humor #gettingold #funny #humour
#humor #newage #darkofthemoon #funny #mystical #soul #humour
- The Freelance Retortpresent
My passion these days is writing silly stories for “The Freelance Retort”, the humor website I began in May of 2011 when the world was supposed to come to an end. It didn’t and now I’m stuck writing these things 2 or 3 times a week. My passion before that was chocolate ice cream.
When I’m not doing this, I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….