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Brian Moloney
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1/8/2016
The promotion for a free download of The Little Red Christmas ball has ended. Thanks to all who took advantage of the opportunity and now have your own copy snuggled onto your personal reading device of choice. I hope you enjoyed The Little Red Christmas Ball's story and pick up a copy of the paperback to hold on...shine bright and share with your family for years to come....

#freebook   #christmas #newyear #books #kidsbooks #holidayseason 
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Time to tear off a whole new set of pages....
Make all your dreams come true...imagine that....
Happy New Year, Retorters!
#newyear #dreams #imagination
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Day 6 of Holiday Redux
Imagine...Christmas Eve. Like floating on a quiet sea, looking up through the stars, where, if you stare long enough, you just might see a red streak of light passing overhead….
And are those the bells of reindeer, you hear?

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Day 4 of Holiday Redux
One of my favorite things as a kid was sliding face first down a hill of freshly packed snow.
Sometimes even on a sled.

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Don’t like the now?
Just wait…it changes with every breath....
From 12/17/12

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Christmas is close and “The Little Red Christmas Ball” is still desperately trying to find his way back to his evergreen home on the Christmas Tree, before Santa arrives
“What kind of Little Red Christmas Ball would I be if I missed a Christmas? I would have no purpose...no purpose at all….”
Pick up your copy of “The Little Red Christmas Ball” today and join the adventure!
"The Little Red Christmas Ball" will "shine bright and hold tight" as your new family holiday tradition... this year...and every year to come!
Quick...I hear sleigh bells in the distance...and was that a ho ho ho.....
#christmas   #books   #kidsbooks   #holidayseason   #holidaygifts  
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Here we are...
A new day, a new week, a new year...all rolled into one.
I guess.
Kind of like a great big meatball....
#humor   #funny   #humour   #newyear
Here we are... A new day, a new week a new year...all rolled into one. I guess. Kind of like a great big meatball. ...
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FREE E-Book offer extended thru Saturday, January 7th...Enjoy!

Thanks to all who joined the adventure and helped The Little Red Christmas Ball realize his holiday dream. As a way of saying “Thanks!” he’s offering a FREE download of his story from now through January 1st.  I tried to talk him out of it but, if you’ve already read the book, you know he’s a persistent little guy. If you haven’t, then here’s a FREE chance to see what you’ve missed before we put the holidays—and The Little Red Christmas Ball—back in the box to await another season. Then, pick up a copy of the paperback, as well, and "The Little Red Christmas Ball" will shine bright and hold tight as your family's new holiday tradition, this new year, next year...and every year to come....
Thanks again and have a Happy New Year!!
And did I mention the FREE download?
#christmas   #newyear   #books   #kidsbooks   #holidayseason  
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Day 7 and the final Holiday Redux
Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah!
From December 25th, 2011
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Day 7 of Holiday Redux Merry Christmas, Retorters! Thanks for hanging with me all year long....and believe me...it's been a looooong one...
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Day 5 of Holiday Redux
I know you've all been wondering where the Zombies are hiding...which, as a rule, is not a bad idea.
From December 19th, 2014

#humor #christmas #zombies  #funny #holidayseason #humour
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Day 3 of Holiday Redux
Welcome back Winter! Good to see you again...I guess. Sit down...take a load off...but don't get too comfortable. Did you bring the beer?

#humour   #winter   #solstice   #funny   #christmas   #holidayseason   #humor  
Day 3 of Holiday Redux This one from December 21, 2011, slightly "updated" to reflect the present day ____________________________ ...
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I’m not a wrapper. Or a rapper.
Anyway you spell it…I’m not that.
From 12/14/2016

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I thought it might be a nice idea to reprise some old Christmas Themed Retorts during the run up to the holiday. Plus it saves me from ...
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My passion these days is writing silly stories for “The Freelance Retort”, the humor website I began in May of 2011 when the world was supposed to come to an end. It didn’t and now I’m stuck writing these things 2 or 3 times a week.  My passion before that was chocolate ice cream.

When I’m not doing this, I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….

 
 
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