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Brian Moloney
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So many people, talking and writing about the weather…but not me. Uh Uh...anything but... Like...like...uh, like....
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It's been a while, but I had to call my plumber, Nardi, the other day, to unclog my pipe. Always entertaining...and educational. I learned a lot of new words....

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I've been getting calls from people asking if I see my shadow. Don't know what that's about. My shadow and I haven't spoken in years....


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Every year, right about this time, I seem to encounter a blog fog.
Just a hazy period where good ideas are hard to come by.
Not sure why this happens. I guess my mind just wants a rest from all this absurdity I force upon it, day in and day out.
Oh sure, I could tell you all about my recent discovery…the one about how my butt shelf is shrinking, but....


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We’ve just emerged from the dark of the moon; a time when some say crossing between realms becomes possible…if you’re not careful. Which I normally am, but sometimes, especially while watching “The Mindy Project”, I get distracted and…well, you know....


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I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a clone around the house. So I’ve been working on that in my free time…especially when it rains....

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Almost a week into 2015 and the new year is already complaining…at least around here...

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Snowy, icy sidewalks are not conducive to Zombie ambulation.
You know, because of the shuffling thing....


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Breaking the ice on a new pack.
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No one wants to hear about the weather...so, naturally, here I go....


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What bad luck...the Donner's cancelled this year's dinner party. No big deal. Last year, everything tasted weird and was so overdone....
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Last leg of the journey too. Never mind a donner kebab may be a fine nostalgic stand-in :-)
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What's a mindless regret? Well, by the time you finish this story you'll know.....


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Do you think January likes being cold and bleak?
No...but that's just how it was raised....

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My passion these days is writing silly stories for “The Freelance Retort”, the humor website I began in May of 2011 when the world was supposed to come to an end. It didn’t and now I’m stuck writing these things 2 or 3 times a week.  My passion before that was chocolate ice cream.

When I’m not doing this, I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….

 
 
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