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I don't know about you, but I have a hard time talking to bees...mostly because it's impossible to pick up on their social cues. Not that I talk to bees...too often...but they do have a lot to say....


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The 4th of July is one of my favorite, if not favorite of American holiday’s…one, because who doesn’t like independence…and two…who doesn’t like hot dogs…and three…who doesn’t like fireworks, especially on the 4th of July….?
Here's a "collection" of stories that reflect that with some of my own "Hometown" reminiscences...
 I hope you enjoy them and have a great 4th of July!


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The Sunday Archive of Retort - 7/16/12
"Saved by the Bell "

About once every month or so, a couple of Church Ladies ring my doorbell to say hello, hand me a couple of their latest publications, and attempt to save my misbegotten soul.
Oh, and they come to laugh, because saving souls can be a bit of a downer most of the time.


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Spending Summer Solstice with a bunch of Zombies, Druids and a questionable bean dip was really not as bad as it sounds...for the most part....

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I admit…I’m not always right.
I throw one…every now and then…just to be fair.
If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have any friends at all…not even if you count the three I have on Facebook…sort of.

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The Sunday Archive of Retort - 7/2/12
"Jaunting in July"

Well, another 4th of July is in the books, as soggy as it was around these parts—hopefully not yours—and we finally got see our fireworks on the 5th since they were cancelled on the 4th when the rain doused the only match they had to light them…apparently....


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There are waaaaay too many choices these days.
Way too many….
Unless you choose to believe otherwise….

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What I’m most perfect at is being imperfect.
Probably most of us are.
Even the perfectionists…in fact, most certainly the perfectionists.
That’s why they try so hard....
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The Sunday Archive of Retort - 6/25/12
There’s Always Ice Cream
Playing baseball as a kid today, is very different from playing baseball when I was a kid...not today.

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I like to take it easy…especially in the summer.
Well…easier, anyway.
Because let’s face it, I have it pretty easy to begin with…especially with the Geishas I keep in the cellar.

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The Sunday Archive of Retort - 6/18/12
"Beach Fundamentals"
First beach days have a bit of a learning curve thing attached to them.
You wouldn’t think it was a big deal, but it’s been about 8 months, so things have to be re-learned....
Like remembering to put on your bathing suit....


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My passion these days is writing silly stories for “The Freelance Retort”, the humor website I began in May of 2011 when the world was supposed to come to an end. It didn’t and now I’m stuck writing these things 2 or 3 times a week.  My passion before that was chocolate ice cream.

When I’m not doing this, I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….

 
 
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