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It's the 4th of July so what better way to celebrate Independence Day than to independently post a re-do of a re-do!
Hey...don't blame me...blame the Brits...they're pretty much responsible for everything!


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June's been pretty stupid so far...dry, rainy, sun, clouds...more rain...
Or maybe it's just June being June....

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Someone once said, inspiration equals perspiration...or maybe the other way around. Anyway, always happy to inspire...yet be careful of what transpires....
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Lori, Duff reviews The Kingdom of Keys....thanks Lori.  Check it out....
 
My latest book review is a good, quick read for the middle schooler in your life, with underlying themes you don't have to worry about.  By +The Freelance Retort by Brian Moloney 
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Now that the fall is apparently back again, I can't help thinking...what happened to the summer? It's almost as if it went into some kind of a freefall and disappeared....

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First days at the beach are always the same...and, for the most part, so is this story.....


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That..and it takes a little bit, every new beach season to get back into the beach groove...like remembering to bring everything you're gonna need to enjoy a typical day...like a blanket and a towel...lunch...a chair...a bathing suit...and the fact that the tide comes in—after it goes out—it ...
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When it comes to tracing your ancestry, things can get confusing. When it comes to tracing my ancestry...well, you know....


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But we'll be looking for the genuine article; the wee folk with their pots of gold stashed where the rainbows end, on the Emerald Isle itself...home of my ancestors, or half my ancestors, on my father's side. I mean, all my ancestors on my father's side...but none of the ancestors on my mother's ...
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If you're looking for a reason to read this...you're barking up the wrong tree. Which is weird.....


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When it comes to self-promotion...I’m pretty bad at it.
Really...I am....

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I lose a lot of time in day...sometimes two...other times, three. I don't know where it goes? I can't keep track. But I wrote about it anyway...even though....


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Hey...not too shabby!  I think even I'm gonna buy one, now....
 
See the Tweet Splash for "The Kingdom of Keys" by Brian Moloney on BookTweeter http://bktwtr.com/7szc #bktwtr
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My passion these days is writing silly stories for “The Freelance Retort”, the humor website I began in May of 2011 when the world was supposed to come to an end. It didn’t and now I’m stuck writing these things 2 or 3 times a week.  My passion before that was chocolate ice cream.

When I’m not doing this, I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….

 
 
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Humble Pie
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Feet of Strength! When surveying my ability Crowning glorious facility I cannot help but wonder if it really is debility Immersed in my civi

BOOK REVIEW: The Kingdom of Keys - Lori Duff Writes
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Couldn’t stop laughing, I so related to almost all of these scenarios. It was like Lori was relaying so many of the same thoughts I have had

Tales From The Teapot Spout (Part One)
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The Freelance Retort by Brian Moloney
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Something To Laugh About…sometimes

The Freelance Retort: Not a Wrapper
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In fact my gift wrapping efforts have been termed cute, at best, and distasteful at worst. What…I thought those dreidels were spinning tops…

The Freelance Retort: Bored
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Hey, it's a Friday…what d'ya expect? Not to mention the Friday of the most boring week of the year. The "Let's just wrap this thing up and m