I went into my favorite bar last night, and I saw one of my good friends sitting alone, looking depressed. I went over to him and asked what was wrong, he told me "I just caught my wife cheating on me with my best friend."
"That's horrible," I told him. "What did you tell your wife?"
"I told her to pack her bags and get the hell out!" He said.
"And what did you say to your best friend?" I asked.
"BAD DOG!" He replied.