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Pinworm X
Works at Area 55
Lives in Long Beach, CA
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Dear Diary,

I've worked for this place for 9 years and have met some really strange people, but this guy claims to be Santa Claus. The crazy part? Before I could introduce myself as DJ he already knew my first name. Both of them. Charles & Dennis.

Then he started mentioning his concern for his growing beard, that a certain "naughty" manager might coach him for it. He literally said, "But I'm Santa Claus. I need a long beard!". Is this guy for real?

~The guy that's finally seen it all.
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Hulk Cologne from my local Dollar Tree. Why smell like a regular guy with no money, when you can smell like a desperate & poor mutated beast. Don't just attempt to "tap it" with any other dollar cologne. You'll be "Hulk Smashing" that thang in your imagination in no time with $1.00 Hulk Cologne. #dollartree 
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Sometimes I don't realize there was an earthquake till I see a bunch of freaked out people running out of a building and one of them screams, "Did you feel that!!!!".
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Random Sign Improv from Pinworm. 1 sign, 7 different voices. Yes, I was really really bored. Brings me back to my standup days. ~Cheers 
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Fact: Years ago, the science classrooms at my Jr High got caught on fire. Class was held at the gym where we watched "Back to the Future".
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Happy 3rd #Birthday to our beautiful daughter, Johannah! Check out the music video I done did for her last year. If you like this post, then I promise never to sing this song again. (fingers crossed)
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Yeah mom!
Multiple sclerosis patients have heard incredible advice and non sense comments from people around them.
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Alienware 13 R2 gaming laptop. If I'm gonna go back to PC for games, I'm gonna use a beast from another planet. It's all about Rocket League on Steam. PM me to add me on Steam. Happy Birthday to me!
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Happy New Year to all of the peeps on Google+. By all I mean the two people that actually participate and +1 my photos. Ha!!!! So desolate this place is. 
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The person I am working with is constantly makes animal noises and for no reason is always laughing non stop. This is making me very uncomfortable and I think it's triggering my PTSD. I will attempt to stick it out for the remainder of the shift. Then again, I think I'll hide in the break area. Being a breaker helps. 
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It's "Back to the Future II Day" and what do I have in common with the movie? And it has nothing to to with technology. I have a daughter that looks just like me. See, that part was predicted! Ha! 
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This is what happens when the voices from the demon possessed baby doll demands pancakes. Guess I'm going to IHOP. Or else. 
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Ninja with lower back pain
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  • Area 55
    Ninja with lower back pain, present
  • Some place famous
    Pirate / Ninja
  • Bermuda Triangle
  • Oceanic Airlines
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  • Hungry Shark Evolution
  • Riptide GP2
  • Minecraft Story Mode
  • Plants vs. Zombies 2
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Did I ever mention that I have a hawt wife?
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I have more acquaintances than have actual friends. Kinda hard for a guy with neurological and physical issues to go out and make real friends. So you get to deal with me here, Intarwebz. Yay for me!
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Long Beach, CA
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Puerto Rico & South Carolina - Planet K-Pax
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