I've worked for this place for 9 years and have met some really strange people, but this guy claims to be Santa Claus. The crazy part? Before I could introduce myself as DJ he already knew my first name. Both of them. Charles & Dennis.
Then he started mentioning his concern for his growing beard, that a certain "naughty" manager might coach him for it. He literally said, "But I'm Santa Claus. I need a long beard!". Is this guy for real?
~The guy that's finally seen it all.