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Pinworm X
Works at Area 55
Lives in Long Beach, CA
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Thank you prima for the Christmas Card. The funny part was when I was handed the card and the coworker said, "Don't worry, DJ. This Christmas card isn't from your stalker. It wasn't hand delivered to your place at 2am & written in blood. Or any other bodily fluids"."
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After dominating desktops, NVIDIA’s new Pascal GPUs are going mobile and we're excited! To celebrate, we're giving away a new ROG G752VS OC Edition gaming laptop (valued at $2,999 USD)! Don't miss your chance to outclass your rivals with a ultra powerful gaming laptop that’s truly on par with some of the most powerful desktops - enter today!
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Dear Diary,

I've worked for this place for 9 years and have met some really strange people, but this guy claims to be Santa Claus. The crazy part? Before I could introduce myself as DJ he already knew my first name. Both of them. Charles & Dennis.

Then he started mentioning his concern for his growing beard, that a certain "naughty" manager might coach him for it. He literally said, "But I'm Santa Claus. I need a long beard!". Is this guy for real?

~The guy that's finally seen it all.
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Hulk Cologne from my local Dollar Tree. Why smell like a regular guy with no money, when you can smell like a desperate & poor mutated beast. Don't just attempt to "tap it" with any other dollar cologne. You'll be "Hulk Smashing" that thang in your imagination in no time with $1.00 Hulk Cologne. #dollartree 
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Happy New Year to all of the peeps on Google+. By all I mean the two people that actually participate and +1 my photos. Ha!!!! So desolate this place is. 
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The person I am working with is constantly makes animal noises and for no reason is always laughing non stop. This is making me very uncomfortable and I think it's triggering my PTSD. I will attempt to stick it out for the remainder of the shift. Then again, I think I'll hide in the break area. Being a breaker helps. 
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Raspberry Pi 3 kit. Comes with a Raspberry Pi motherboard, a power supply, a 16GB SD (w/ Linux) and a case. Gonna get my retro games on via a very tiny computer. 
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Why are people pointing their smartphones at me saying "The Pokemon is right there! Get him! Catch him! Bastard!"...? Am I missing something here? Is "Pokemon" a new word for kill the Fat Meskin?
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I pretty much watch stadium fireworks for a living. Time for a dude to blow up some Safe n Sane thangs. Yay for my day off! Yay for living in a city that pays off officials to keep fireworks... I mean, um... Yay 4th of July!!!!
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Alienware 13 R2 gaming laptop. If I'm gonna go back to PC for games, I'm gonna use a beast from another planet. It's all about Rocket League on Steam. PM me to add me on Steam. Happy Birthday to me!
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Sometimes I don't realize there was an earthquake till I see a bunch of freaked out people running out of a building and one of them screams, "Did you feel that!!!!".
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Random Sign Improv from Pinworm. 1 sign, 7 different voices. Yes, I was really really bored. Brings me back to my standup days. ~Cheers 
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Did I ever mention that I have a hawt wife?
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I have more acquaintances than have actual friends. Kinda hard for a guy with neurological and physical issues to go out and make real friends. So you get to deal with me here, Intarwebz. Yay for me!
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Long Beach, CA
Previously
Puerto Rico & South Carolina - Planet K-Pax
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Ninja with lower back pain
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  • Area 55
    Ninja with lower back pain, present
  • Some place famous
    Pirate / Ninja
  • Bermuda Triangle
  • Oceanic Airlines
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