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My 11 Year Blogiversary
11 years ago today I published my very first blog post. It was on March 27th of 2004.  I had no idea that I'd still be blogging 11 years later. I didn't even know if anyone would ever read any of what I wrote. I can't recall if that post received any commen...
I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Some Stupid Shit Just For The Hell Of It

I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Questions about Life and the Answers as I see them
1.   If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? Because alcohol costs money and you can't get money without doing lots of things you don't like. That's how you get the alcohol. Then you invite friends...
I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Happy St Patrick's Day
Happy St Patrick's Day!!!
I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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An Exercise in Narcissism (or 10 Things About Me)
I've done these "10 things about me" posts before, but it's been years now. I'm hoping I have 10 new things about me worth posting, but I won't know until I start writing. I'm nothing if not disorganized and prone to flying by the seat of my pants. Not only...
I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Dear White Trash
Dear White Trash, I want to thank you for your invaluable contributions to our society. Your vintage haircuts, keeping the mullet alive single handedly. Good for you! Your commitment to American pickup truck manufacturers is unyielding. You may not have mon...
I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Wordless Wednesday - Going Up

I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Some Stupid Shit Just For The Hell Of It

I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Wordless Wednesday - Um ...

I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Pi Day
Happy Pi Day!!!
I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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Wordless Wednesday - Panty Party

I live in Memphis, in a neighborhood that was rumored to be nice, but as it turns out, sometimes isn't. I have a neighbor who calls himself 'Rooster', another who answers only to 'Yo G!' Life is rarely dull, as the average Memphian has an IQ slightly higher than Forrest Gump, ...
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An Exercise in Narcissism (or 10 Things About Me)
I've done these "10 things about me" posts before, but it's been years now. I'm hoping I have 10 new things about me worth posting, but I won't know until I start writing. I'm nothing if not disorganized and prone to flying by the seat of my pants. So here ...
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I live in Memphis. I don't own a confederate flag, but I do drive a pickup truck. Everyone here seems to be related. If you move here then you are forever an outsider. I, being from a rival southern state, am considered to be worse than a Yankee due to football rivalries involving colleges that many of the worst people here never attended. Many of my neighbors drive monster trucks and use them to run people off the road for fun. They live by the T-shirt slogan “the biggest truck always has the right of way.” Everyone who moves to Memphis immediately says to themselves "oh Lord, what have I done?" And then they try to move away again. Ah, but there's the rub. Once Memphis has sucked you in, you can never leave. It's like herpes, there's no cure. I have tried to leave Memphis for the past 8 years. And yet, here I am. It's a life sentence. It's hell, only wetter and with hookers.