..read the article and the (non-retarded) comments until you're bored, then Dolan's reply..
Poor old Agresto. He means ill, but he just doesn’t have the training. He needs a tutorial in how to use the web to slam somebody. So listen up, Agresto: here’s how you do it. I’m a teacher, so I’ll do the James Edward Olmos thing and teach Agresto how to write invective. I’ll just pick a name at random—John Agresto. Sounds pretty horrible already, don’t it?
I don't even care how much of either side is true, though if I had to place bets I think I'd know where my money would sit. Thank you internet <3.