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Laurel Green
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I'm named after a tree.
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Wilson Fisk is blackmailing my pet hamster? IS THERE ANYTHING IN HELL'S KITCHEN BEYOND HIS GRASP!? #Daredevil
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Is there really no The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror box set, yet? Does Fox hate money?
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And, just when the world needed them the most, Canada was high as a mofo... #LegalizationInCanada #CanadaCannabis #WeedTheNorth #MarijuanaCanada
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Aaaaannnddddd... I’ve already broken my interchangeable knitting needle set and the project I was working on exploded when it happened.

I have a horrible rage migraine now. >:(
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LifeHack: if you call to activate your credit on a statutory holiday, you’ll most likely get the friendly and quick automated activation robot, instead of a rage-inducing human agent who’ll try to upsell you on stupid junk for half an hour. #Misanthropy #CanadianThanksgiving
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These backpacks look like they're humping people. https://youtu.be/jqzbU6OTVUg
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I was just thinking about that stupid face mask filled with iron filings, again. Doesn’t iron oxidizing produce free radicals? Anyway, watching it lift off the face with a magnet is cool and all, but it’s really seems like it would do more harm than good.
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I’m glad I live in Canada, where our prime minister just mass-texts us thirst traps of himself shirtless. #PresidentialAlert
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I don't get it, every day I tell the cat that I hate her and I'm gonna eat her, but that just seems to make her love me more... #SnackCat
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Did they really discontinue Panda Blueberry Licorice? :’( Why does everything I love have to get discontinued? #SadPanda
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