So it's time to thank some very, very cool people.
First off the always awesome who came up with the best info and advice. Thanks Meg! =)
of http://www.dragonchow.com/zencart/ sent me a couple beautiful dice bags patterned in evil cthulhoid faces and managed to throw in a pair of d20s notwithstanding the shortage. She's awesome like that.
At http://www.etsy.com/ I found two wonderful people: Clare Suttle of All My Own Work Guvnor Productions ( http://www.etsy.com/shop/ClareSuttle?ref=shop_sugg ), who handcrafted a woolly Nyarlathotep with flexible yet sturdy tentacles, and Tranifer Lovely of Wonky Critters ( http://www.etsy.com/shop/WonkyCritters?ref=seller_info ) who sent me none other than a soft, plushie Cthulhu.
Now I can shove the two horrible alien masterminds into those dice bags and make a present of them to Raul and Morgana, the little alien life forms spawned by my friends, so that they can start whispering to them how meaningless and futile human civilization is in the face of the inscrutable, vast universe surrounding it, and enticing them with eldritch secrets of unnatural, morbidly fascinating witchcraft and science...
They'll be so happy! ^___^