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"If you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, madam, I should drink it." -

All graduates think they want careers, turns out most really wanted paychecks. -

You can't kiss an hot girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would. -

Q. Is this insecticide good for beetles?  A.No, it’ll kill em! -

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? -- You look a little pail!  -

What if there were no hypothetical situations?  -

Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. -

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time! I think I've forgotten this before? -

What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um-

What do you call a fish with no eyes? -- A fsh. -
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