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"If you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, madam, I should drink it." - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

All graduates think they want careers, turns out most really wanted paychecks. - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

You can't kiss an hot girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would. - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

Q. Is this insecticide good for beetles?  A.No, it’ll kill em! - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? -- You look a little pail!  - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

What if there were no hypothetical situations?  - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time! I think I've forgotten this before? - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um- http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/

What do you call a fish with no eyes? -- A fsh. - http://www.webdesignerinaustin.com/
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